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REPORT: Parents Getting Drunk At Little League Baseball Games And Harassing Umpires All Across America Is The Latest Stain On Youth Sports Culture

(This is actually one of my all time favorite gifs) In the year of our Lord twenty twenty six, we receive our news and information from all sorts of sources. Keeping that in mind, I would like to report that my "report" is just an anecdotal tweet but judging on responses, this behavior is prevalent 

A NYC Michelin Starred Restaurant Has Added "Chocotherapy" To Its Menu And What Are We Even Doing Anymore?

I want to say four things off the rip to set the table here (see what I did there?): 1. This is not a critique but rather commentary on one portion of the dining experience at this place (Elcielo). The service industry is brutal and I do not possess even a morsel of the talent that these folks poses

Life Of A Suburban Dad: Volume 2 - How To Dress

Welcome back for Volume 2 of the CBC - Cons' Burbs Chronicles (we are workshopping the name) - to discuss the next topic that is uniquely suburbia - how to dress. I am not about to list out specific brands to wear because as a grown man you can decide what you wear each and every day. Not to mention

Life Of A Suburban Dad: Volume 1 - Hosting

I live in the suburbs and I LOVE the suburbs. Ok, now that we got that out of the way, let's begin shall we? In the last few weeks and especially last week, there has been a discourse about how life in the suburbs is horrible led by a dude on twitter named MurrayHillGuy. Apparently if you move to th

Ruth's Chris Steakhouse Is Single Handedly Bringing Society Back From The Brink By Enforcing A Business Casual Dress Code And Not Allowing Hats In The Dining Room

A popular steakhouse is back in the spotlight over its dress code — and social media commenters have strong feelings about it.  Ruth's Chris Steak House is drawing fresh attention for its "business casual" dress code requiring "proper attire" — with diners who don't comply potentially relegated to t

I Can't Believe We Have To Say This Out Loud - United Airlines To Ban Passengers Who Do Not Use Headphones

United Airlines is cracking down on loud and potentially bothersome electronics. The Chicago-based airline has updated its policy to require passengers to use headphones when listening to audio or watching video content. According to the new policy, United can refuse transport, remove a passenger fr

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00:00-01:29 Intro
01:30-14:21 The Last 72
14:22-18:07 Secret Service Shooting
18:08-23:43 Iran Update
23:44-32:30 Spirit Airlines Shuts Down
32:31-35:38 Military Gambling
35:39-42:30 Military Pay Changes
42:31-48:15 Encourage The Kids To Read
48:16-52:19 J.P. Morgan Fake Scandal
52:20-55:33 Don't Play With Your Kids?
55:34-57:59 Post Show

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From bombs, bullets, and bad guys to politics, pop culture and all things problematic: Bold American Pod is the stories you might know told from a slightly different perspective that was forged through war, wit, and wounds.

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Spirit Shuts Down and Military Members Are Gambling. BA EP 62

Welcome back to a brand new episode of the Bold American Podcast, presented by Barstool Sports. Last week it was me and Rob, this week it's me and Ryan. Rob is traveling and I don't know if he wants us to share where he's traveling to and from, but he was doing something pretty cool recently this pa

00:00-01:28 Intro
01:29-14:45 The Last 72
14:46-23:50 Assassination Attempt at Correspondents Dinner 
23:51-30:21 Jimmy Kimmel Joke
30:22-39:45 Service Members Make The NFL
39:46-44:39 Master SGT Facing Gambling Charges
44:40-49:37 Congress Woman VS Roman Numerals
49:38-57:45 Post-Show

White House Correspondents Dinner Shooting and Service Members Make The NFL. BA EP 61

00:00-00:55 Intro
00:56-13:18 The Last 72
13:19-28:19 Tim Cook Retiring
28:20-32:07 Devil Wears Prada 2
32:08-41:00 Favorite Movie Sequels
41:01-47:23 A-10 Unretired
47:24-01:00:00 Bold Takes
01:00:01-01:02:10 Post Show

Platoon Room With Captain Cons & Drunk Old Grad. BA EP 60

00:00-00:57 Intro
00:58-11:54 The Last 72
11:55-20:36 President Trump
20:37-27:02 Eric Swalwell Drops Out
27:03-33:50 Artemis II Astronauts Return
33:51-46:53 The Masters
46:54-01:41:00 Max Afterburner Interview
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Max Afterburner On Life As A Fighter Pilot and The Iran War. BA EP 59

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Veterans At This Flooded VFW Post Refused To Give Up, So Now Dave Portnoy Is Matching All Donations To Save It And Rebuild

Last Fall Hurricane Ida ripped through the Philly area & destroyed homes & businesses along the Schuylkill River (don’t ask me how many tries it took to spell that right). Among the destruction was VFW Post 6956 in Gladwyn, right outside the city. Water went all the way up to the ceiling and in the 

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With the US’ Involvement in Afghanistan Coming to a Close, What Does That Mean for Those Who Served and The People of Afghanistan?

today, President Bush issued a statement about what's going on in Afghanistan. He talked about how he believes that President biden is making a mistake and the withdrawal, in the words of the withdrawal is going down. And inside President Bush's statements, it's very hard to disagree with what he's 

NSFW: Blowjob Party For Vets At 'The Sausage Castle'

I realize we're well past Veterans Day & that I already gave a verbal recap of this event for ZeroBlog30, but I'd be remiss not to take advantage of this dreary, rainy, post-holiday Monday in NYC to brighten things up with a little reminiscing.. Thus, the video from my trip to The Sausage Castle's '

Michael Strahan, ZeroBlog30 & PFT Commenter Team Up For A Veterans Day Surprise

First of all, Michael Strahan - confirmed one of the nicest humans on the planet. A military brat himself, he politely laughed at the worst of my jokes like a true gentleman and really took the time to hang out & speak with all of us like we were old friends. And thank you to the staff at Men's Ware

Fat Shaming Is Back In A Big Way

There are moments in Zero Blog 30 where Kate comes off as a big ole softee. When we start talking about the fats, that really brings it out. It is an absolute fact that being fat in the military is frowned upon. You cant do it. Well, you cant do it for long. One of my fondest memories is being put i

Toolie Tuesday: Some of You Sons of Bitches Are Skilled

Tuesdays are becoming my favorite day of the week thanks to Toolie Tuesday and Period Tuesday. All the Stoolie Toolies share with us all the cool shit they've been working on and we post it on our Twitter and Instagram. Last week everything was beautiful, like stuff you'd see on HGTV that was just m

Unreal Cover of "You'll Be Back" By The Tyrant King George From Hamilton

DIY Goofin: Let's Build A Bookcase

This one was the first build where I needed to apply everything I've learned. We were doing rip fences, circular saws, drills, paint guns, nail guns and a little bit more. All in all, it took nearly a day to complete a bookcase that is HUGE and will last a lifetime. That's pretty cool. I threw out a

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