Friday Confessions

Kevin Spacey Says He is Now Homeless & Has a Link on His Website Asking People to Give Him Money

Caitlin Clark & Kai Trump Have Reportedly Said YES To Playing In The $10 Million Internet Invitational Sequel, Per Very Tall Commissioner Dave Portnoy

"I Guess Saquon Ain't The Same Player Either Then" -- AJ Brown Takes A Perfect Opportunity To Make Things Worse By Shitting On Saquon's Performance

Detroit Is Dominant And The Raps Are Real. NBA Brain Food - Eastern Conference - November 21st

Good, Clean, Violence – The Good People Of Australia Have Taken The Oklahoma Drill And Made A Whole Sport Out Of It Called, 'Runnation'

The 'Baylor Pisser' Has Finally Been Apprehended After Weeks of Terrorizing Campus With Videos of Public Urinations

More Bad News For The Haters As The NBA Just Had Their Most Viewers In 15 Years After The First Month Of The Season

Michael Porter Jr. And LiAngelo Ball Are Going Viral For Being The World's Worst Tippers Every Time They Go Out To Eat

Upon Further Review, Stranger Things 3 Is Clearly The Worst Season Of Stranger Things

NASA Claims it Has Finally Solved the Incomprehensible Mystery of 3I/Atlas. And it Turns Out it's ... Just a Comet.

We Are Gifted Another Week Of Jameis Winston And Every Giants Fan Should Be Just Fine If Jaxson Dart Doesn't Play Again This Season

If Lane Kiffin Plans to Stay at Ole Miss, He Should String LSU & Florida Along For As Long As He Possibly Can

It's a Triumph of the Human Spirit in Thailand as Miss Mexico, Who Was Called 'Dumbhead' by the Pageant Organizer, is Crowned Miss Universe

Beautiful: Dylan Strome Had 3 Assists While His 3rd Daughter Was Born

Shedeur Sanders Can Become The First Browns QB Since 1999 (0-17 Previously) To Win His First Career Start

Another Milestone: With A Hat Trick At 40 Years Old Ovi Moved Into the Top 10 In All Time Points In NHL History

UPDATE: Miss Jamaica Gabrielle Henry Has Reportedly Missed Day One Of The Miss Universe Pageant After Eating Shit Off The Side Of The Stage

'College Basketball Right Now Is At An All-Time High' - Rick Pitino Is 100% Right And Delivered The Perfect Message To People Constantly Shitting On The Sport

Keep It Classy New York: Elderly Lady On NYC Subway Pleads With Car Full Of Men For A Seat, Even Offers Money, But Gets Ignored.

Do You Think Alexis Ren Gives A FUCK About Being Called "The Lebron James Of Ass Influencers"? But Let's Investigate Her Longevity Anyway

Davis Mills Doesn't Want To Hear Anything About A QB Competition With CJ Stroud - He Knows He's Made To Be The Texans Backup Who Saved The Season

Spittin' Chiclets Is L.A. Living With Sean Avery And The Empty Netters On Friday's Pod

The Bills Dominance of the AFC East is Over at Last

THIS IS NOVEMBER - USC/Troy Gave Us The Wildest Ending In College Hoops So Far This Year, Showed Everything Perfect About The Sport

LaMelo Ball Reportedly Has Let It Be Known That He Wants To Be Traded Out Of Charlotte

Turns Out That Canadian Olympic Snowboarder Ryan Wedding Was Allegedly A Serious Drug Kingpin, Moving Major Weight, And Paid To Have A Federal Witness Murdered. Now The U.S. State Department Is Offering A Whopping $15 Million Bounty On Him

An Anonymous NBA Executive Unleashed The Hottest Take Of The Season When It Comes To This Year's Boston Celtics

'This Shit Hurt So Bad': Godspeed to Simone Biles as She Recovers From Her Boob Job

This Survivor Season Has Some Of The Best And Worst Gameplay I've Ever Seen

CeeDee Lamb Wants To Get One Thing Clear - He Was Not Benched For Throwing Up In A Vegas Casino. He Was Benched For Missing Curfew

"He Stride the Earth Like a Mighty Colossus..."

Known Philosopher Abella Danger Put Out A Special Birthday Request To The World Along With A Charity Auction Of Her Best Outfits From The PornHub Awards, AVN Awards & More. Effective Altruism FTW

Prayers For Miss Jamaica Gabrielle Henry Who Tripped And Fell Off Stage At The Miss Universe Pageant

Before The Dark Episode 5: Planning The Potential 200+ Mile Walk If Michigan Beats Ohio State Again

We Finally Have The Video Of Jameis Winston Mic'd Up During His First Start Of The Season And It's As Spectacular As You'd Imagine

'He's a Liar!': For Some Reason, ESPN is Trying to Start a War With Drake Maye. Which Confirms the Patriots are Officially BACK, Baby!

Boston Bruins Vs. Spittin' Chiclets In The Latest Sandbagger Scramble

Tom Brady Defined How a Backup QB Should Prepare Long Before the Shedeur Sanders Apology Industry Existed

Here We Go Again: Jonathan Kuminga Reportedly Feels The Warriors Are Currently Using Him As A Scapegoat For Their Struggles

The Chair Company Being Picked Up For Season 2 By HBO Is The Best/Worst News Ever

The Face Of Soccer: Dua Lipa Showed Up To Another Massive Rivalry Match In South America, US Needs To Recruit Her As A Fan For The World Cup

5 Star Maryland Commit Baba Oladotun's Dad Wanted His Son To Go To Maryland Because It Would Mean Less Time Sitting In Traffic To See Him Play

The Indiana Pacers Took A Shot At Myles Turner For Being A Bum This Season

Rice Football Breaking Out Free Beer For Its Students Against North Texas Is An Awesome Move And Easily The Promo Of The Year

Things Are Going Great: Geno Smith Has Been So Bad, He's Now Telling Raiders Fans/Media To Blame Him For Anything That Goes Wrong In Their Lives

Jordon Hudson Just Put the Podcaster Who's Built His Entire Career Out of Talking About Her in a Body Bag With Just Two Words

'THAT'S UNREALISTIC!' - Cam Skattebo Rightfully Lost His Goddamn Mind While Watching Himself Get Stuffed On 4th And 1 In Madden, Injury Rehab Is Still Going Perfect

'We Blew A Fucking Chance' - We Got Dan Hurley Talking About Getting In Fights And Ripping Up Box Scores After Losing To Arizona

Grilling Ain't No Hobby: The Florida Panthers Will Be Missing A Player For Weeks After He Was Injured In A Barbecue Accident