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NBA Playoffs Stats That Don't Matter

With the NBA Playoffs now in full swing let's get to a few random stats and takes I took notice to watching ball. Be warned - none of these stats will matter. That's the point. And the takes will be on par with the stats.  Round 1 was pretty much a big dud overall. Game 7 Celtics / Sixers was a brea

Orlando Performs World's Worst Magic Trick: Blowing A 22-Point Home Closeout Playoff Game By Missing 23-Shots In A Row

Want to see a Magic trick?  You sure as hell didn't if you were a Magic fan in attendance last night. But that's what you got. You paid to watch the home team make a 22-point half-time lead in a closeout home playoff game disappear. Truly something to behold. While the Atlanta Hawks etched themselve

MLB Umpire "ABS Invitational" Leaderboard Check-In With "Strike Of The Week"

Back for a quick weekly umpire ABS weekly leaderboard reveal. The ABS Invitational (mandatory). Tough week for last week's leader, Erich Bacchus, who slipped a couple times. And CB Bucknor continues to sit in the doghouse it appears with zero appearances behind the plate. I don't know when they're l

Sports Staturday - Stats And Takes From The Past Week In Sports

Welcome to Sports Staturday.  A quick walk through the last week of sports with some stat runs on a few things that might be marginally interesting. Nothing new. Nothing breaking. Just something to scroll with your morning coffee in hand.  Lots going on in sports lately. Masters. NFL Draft. NHL play

MLB Umpire "ABS Invitational" Leaderboard Check-In With Ball And Strike Calls Of The Week

Checking in with our MLB umpire leaderboard in the ABS Invitational (let's call it) tournament to see who the best of the best umpire is behind home plate. By the way the invite is mandatory. It is my pleasure and duty to track this on a weekly basis and should be fun to see how things fare over the

38 Big-Four Sports City Seasons Worse Than 2025 Washington DC

There's never a good way to give someone bad news. Especially when they're experiencing times of desperation and hurt. But there I was, thinking about how to respond to a stat request I instantly recognized was coming from a place of pain and suffering. From a Washington DC fan: "Did Washington DC h

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Comedic sports statistics for Pardon My Take. 1X Diamond level Yahoo fantasy football finisher. High fived Patrick Kane at John Barleycorns in 2010 before his whole crew got kicked out for fighting. Pretty sure it was ruled a major.

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