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The New Face Of The NBA Is Officially Shai Gilgeous-Alexander And He Is A Functioning Foulcoholic

Ever have a friend you knew was deep in addiction yet seemed so put-together in every social situation? And while they may have been sociable anyway, their unnatural fuel took it to another level which kept opening doors to more success. Success they not only benefited from - but you as well.  That'

Cocktail Napkin Math - Why NBA Teams Should Foul On Defense When Up 2 With 10-24 Seconds To Go (The Cheah Method)

Been a while since I've done one of these. But welcome back to another round of Cocktail Napkin Math. It's been a few days since this take of Cheah's sent the masses over the edge and I've finally found a pocket of time to dive into the play-by-play data to get to the bottom of this. Should NBA team

Angel Reese Starts Season Strong In Quest To Become Back-To-Back Self-Rebound Queen

Electric start to the season for Angel Reese in her quest to earn the best self-rebounder in the game award in back-to-back years. Here's where things stand after just two games in the official self-rebounding stat I spent way too much time figuring a way to code out:  Six self-rebounds through two 

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Put On A Masterclass In Being The Most Unwatchable NBA Super Star Perhaps Ever

Way to go NBA. You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you really did it. You took one of the most entertaining first two rounds of NBA Playoffs I can remember and took a massive dump on it in the first game of the Western Conference Finals. Just when the majority of the casuals fans might start tunin

Pass NFL Playing Rule Proposal #5a - Offensive Players Should NOT Be Allowed To Push Ball Carriers Under Any Circumstance

Pettily contrived or not. Green Bay's rule proposal is spot and and should be immediately promulgated into law for the 2025 season.  Sorry Eagles fans. But this isn't even about you. Well - maybe for Green Bay it is. And when I say maybe, I mean definitely. Take it from a Bears fan like me. These ch

Fix The NBA Idea - Referees Should Be Required To Wait Half A Second Before Blowing A Whistle

I'm trying my best to live in the love side of my love/hate relationship with the NBA, but this foul called on Jokic put me over the edge last night. Now I'm not here to harp on the refs for being pathetic morons who continue to ruin the game. I'm not even here to drag Chet for his mere existence in

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