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The Jalen Emergency

Perhaps you've heard of the Jalen Rose Phenomenon. Perhaps you haven't. Either way, let's set this up with a quick story. Once upon a time Jalen Rose's mom stroked a feat of genius in mashing Jalen's father "James" and uncle "Leonard" together to make the OG "Jalen" that has now become ubiquitous no

The First Michael Jordan 1/1 Sports Card Sells For 2.1 Million Dollars

Most of you probably didn't grow up in the Chicago suburbs during the mid to late 90s collecting basketball cards and chasing every Michael Jordan insert possible. But let me tell you. I had no idea how good I had it. To be 10-12 years old collecting the most iconic sports figure in the history of t

Sports Staturday - Bulls Winless Month Stats, The Longest Shooting Foul Ever, Luka Doncic Is The Absolute Worst, And A Rogue Horn Blows Longer Than Free Bird

Just a couple of stats I'd like to explore this week. We have the Chicago Bulls with a winless month. Banner worthy tank accomplishment there so let's see what company they have in the storied winless months category. Then we had this Bushnell / Southern Oregon Division II wild ending with a foul on

NBA Teams For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow: The Utah Jazz Are On An All-Time Tank Heater

We reach our first checkpoint a week after the NBA returned from the All-Star Game to get a progress report on the NBA teams doing everything in their power to make a better tomorrow, tomorrow.  I have eight teams pegged as pretty boisterously pronouncing without officially announcing they are in fu

College Basketball March Statness Aptitude Test (MSAT) Practice Test - FORM B

Standardized test time! March Madness is getting awfully close. Less than three weeks from now we will have little numbers next to all 68-teams contending for the tournament and you'll be frantically clicking buttons on teams with lower numbers next to them or (if the numbers are close enough) logos

Sports Staturday - Dumb Basketball Stats And My Casual NBA Fandom Rest Of Season Selection

Welcome to Sports Staturday. A weekly check-in to give you a blend of some stats from the past week in sports with my takes for a read as smooth as your Saturday morning coffee steaming at your side. Nothing in here is going to be breaking news. The goal is to add some flair to stories of the past w

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Comedic sports statistics for Pardon My Take. 1X Diamond level Yahoo fantasy football finisher. High fived Patrick Kane at John Barleycorns in 2010 before his whole crew got kicked out for fighting. Pretty sure it was ruled a major.

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