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Top-100 Fantasy Football Players By WAR Through Week 3 And What The Hell Is Going On With Wide Receivers?

Let's get a quick fantasy football wins above replacement update after Week 3 and explore a question I think is fair to ask at this point: Is the wide receiver position dead? What is going on here, guys? Two wide receivers have been worthy of being drafted in the first two rounds of your fantasy dra

NFL 2025 Survivor Pool Journey - Mapping Out The Season And Your Week 4 Pick

Week 4. Down but not out. Just one of the two entries remain after Jordan Love reminded me why I never bought him as a potentially elite quarterback. And that Browns defense. Whoa. They just moved into the official "don't fuck with us" category for survivor picks. We'll never pick them to win. But w

The Saddest NFL Stats Of Week 3

I have a lot of hate in my heart as I begin to write this blog. I just got off a week long cruise where I spent the better part of it chasing either a 1-year old, 4-year old (or both!) down a hallway the length of a football stadium on a ship the size of Rhode Island and I picked the god damn fuckin

NFL 2025 Survivor Pool Journey - Mapping Out The Season And Your Week 3 Pick(s)

WEDNESDAY MORNING POST PLEASE Week 2 in the books and we're officially still 2/2 in as many entries of this 2025 NFL Survivor Pool journey. No one said this would be easy, but obviously the Cowboys were going to squash the Giants like a bug just like they've done 15 out of their last 16 times before

The Saddest NFL Stats Of Week 2

Ahoy mateys! I write you aboard a vessel so large I thought I was entering a football stadium as I walked through the stanchions about an hour before kickoff on Sunday. Star of the Seas. Evidently the biggest cruise ship on earth or something. Looking at this thing? I believe it. Jaws guy would defi

Fantasy Football Week 1 WAR Update And The Sunday Morning Pickup Team You Could Have Won With

Week 1 in the books. Fantasy football is back and so are these weekly little updates to rank every player according to my self-made wins above replacement model. Want the nerdy nitty gritties? I did a refresh full-length breakdown on how it works you can check out on my new Substack 'Weekly WAR'. Gi

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Comedic sports statistics for Pardon My Take. 1X Diamond level Yahoo fantasy football finisher. High fived Patrick Kane at John Barleycorns in 2010 before his whole crew got kicked out for fighting. Pretty sure it was ruled a major.

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