"That’s Like My Two-Year-Old Throwing A Fit Because I Take His Dessert" -- The Philadelphia Phillies Bent The Rays Over The Knee And Spanked Them Like A Spoiled Child
The Vibes In Philly Couldn't Be Any Higher After Nick And Liam Castellanos Showed Up To The Eagles Game With All Of The Linc Singing "Dancing On My Own"
The Miami Marlins Clearly Needed To Trade For A New Security Guard At The Deadline After This Pitiful Performance Trying To Apprehend An Idiot On The Field