"Yeah, I Fuck With Philly" - Nick Castellanos Knocks This Interview Out Of The Park After Launching 4 Homers In 2 Nights
I don't know where the Dude Hall of Fame is located. But all I do know is that the moment he is eligible, Nick Castellanos is going to be a first-ballot Dude Hall of Famer. This guy does absolutely everything that you'd ever want to see out of a dude.
He became the first player in MLB history to have back-to-back multi-homerun games in the postseason after taking Spencer Strider for a combined 818 feet last night.
It's a shame there were 45,000 too many people there for Spencer Strider to be able to do his job appropriately. But I digress.
Even more important than being a nasty baseball player, Nick Castellanos is a Hall of Fame dad. He has his son Liam sitting right there by the on-deck circle, and always makes sure to add a few core memories for him to keep for the rest of his life.
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But at the end of the day, Nick Castellanos is a quote machine. He doesn't say too many words, but the ones he chooses? He means each and every one of them with his whole entire chest. He has such a chokehold on the English language that all he ever really needs is less than 20 words to get his point across. Whether it's talking about how this Phillies team thrives after getting punched in the face after that loss in game 2. Or just conveying how much he loves playing in the city of Philadelphia.
Hits dingers. Is an awesome dad. And as chill as they come anytime he speaks. That, my friends, is an elite caliber dude. You ask Nick Castellanos a question, he's always going to give you the exact response you didn't even know you needed. With that being said, you actually have to ask him a question. You can't just go around throwing statements his way.
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8 more wins.