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Nick Castellanos Did It Again...

It's a phenomenon that defies all logic and reason known to mankind. Something far more hard to believe than the seven wonders of the world. If you've got a serious monologue or plan to mourn someone who has passed, Nick Castellanos is going to hit a home run right in front of your face. 

You cannot and will not stop this man. 9/11, apologizing for a DUI, apologizing for the use of a homophobic slur, or honoring all the troops who sacrificed their lives to defend this country. If tragedy materializes he will strike. It's truly unbelievable the timing the man has. I'm almost convinced he plays with an ear piece that's always playing the broadcast. That or the producer knows what he's doing and times up the segment for his at bats. Even so, it's still up to him to blast the dong. I mean he connected the exact moment the announcer said "sacrifice." No ifs ands or buts, we live in a simulation. 

Throwback to the OG moment

Not sure people talk about him hitting it into the "judgement free zone" enough. The fact that I can say alive for that moment and all the ones after is good enough for me.