The Pastor Who Allegedly Scammed His Flock With Cryptocurrency Because "God Told Him To Do It" Has Officially Been Indicted On 40 Counts Of Theft, Securities Fraud, And Racketeering
Catching A Felony For Having 1-Ounce of Weed In Your Bedroom Closet, Which Cops Found Because You Called Them After Someone Burglarized Your Home, Is An All-Time Bad Beat
Receptionist Arrested After Failing to Inform Employer They Were Accidentally Paying Her $450K Salary for a Year, Now Facing Grand Theft & Money Laundering Charges
Florida Man of The Day – Good Samaritan Spent His Birthday Allegedly Smoking Meth, Stealing A Sightseeing Train, And Giving Random Passengers A Ride Around Key West
UPDATE: Liver King Is Out Of Jail With A 200 Yard Restraining Order For Joe Rogan's Family + Also Forced To Do A Mental Health Evaluation Within 1 Week... Instead Uses The Power Of His Ancestral Ankle Monitor To Post 16 Unhinged Videos And Challenge Seth Rogen To Fight
Liver King Has Been ARRESTED In Texas And Charged With Making Terroristic Threats Following A Bizarre Challenge To Fight Joe Rogan "Man To Man" With 2 Guns In His Hands Plus His Best Wolf Hat
Meth Raccoon: At What Point During an Arrest Can You Slap a Police Officer Who's Laughing in Your Face Because Your Pet Raccoon is Trying to Smoke Your Meth Pipe
"I've Been Kidnapped By a F–king Nazi", Haley Joel Osment Arrested For Public Intoxication & Cocaine Possession After Attempting to Board a Ski Lift With His Helmet on Backwards and No Skis