In The Spirit Of Chuck E. Cheese Getting Arrested, Here's A List Of Mascots That Would Be The Funniest To See Getting Arrested

Great blog by Big T and just an all time story and visual. To see them taking the head off the mascot is just as funny as it gets. The internet can suck a lot of times but when you see a video like this and a headline like this you can't help but laugh and be happy. Just an awesome moment. 

It got me thinking ... what would be the most ridiculous mascots too see doing a perp walk. I'm sure I'll miss some but I'll take my best shot. 

5- Sammy The Slug

I mean come on this is just lunacy. A D3 school no less. Travolta would be heartbroken at the mugshot. 

4- Providence Friar

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Much like when the monks got arrested with The Brady 4, anything religious getting arrested is insanely funny. People would be SO CONFUSED seeing a mascot getting arrested on it's own, now a religious mascot? Completely unreal visual. 

3- Big Red

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I can just see the cops telling this guy to open his mouth so they can somewhat see his face through the black mesh. All time visual. No one even knows what this shit is. This thing being arrested for ANYTHING would be hilarious. 

2- Gritty

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I'm sure Philly people will take offense to this because they take offense to everything, but this thing looks like it belongs on the muppet show. All time perp walk. Would be a hilarious visual. 

1- The Stanford Tree

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EASILY my 1-1 pick. When I think of ridiculous mascots this is the pick. Can you imagine how confused the cops would be trying to get this guy out of this costume? How confused people would be seeing a tree in handcuffs? And how tricky it would be to get the guy in the back of the squad car? My 1-1 pick …EASY.