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In The Spirit Of Chuck E. Cheese Getting Arrested, Here's A List Of Mascots That Would Be The Funniest To See Getting Arrested

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7/25/25

Paul "BizNasty" Bissonnette Beats The Brakes Off Of That Rat Bastard, Blooper

Jordie

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5/17/24

Question For The Stoolies: How Much Do You Think Minor League Baseball Mascots Get Paid?

Dante

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4/25/24

It's Time We Finally Appreciate The Bizarre Life Of Mascots This March (From The Blogger Who Was A College Mascot For Exactly 1 Game In 2009)

Reags

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3/13/24

Timberwolves Inflatable Mascots Deliver One Of The Most Beautiful And Awe-Inspiring Performances Of The 21st Century

Jordie

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11/29/23

Being A Mascot Has To Be The Only Job In America That Gives You The Green Light To Regularly Beat Up Little Kids For A Living

Jordie

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9/25/23

The 20 Most Famous Company Mascots of All Time

Eddie

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4/10/23

An AI Program Generated Methodical Creature Mascots For Every NFL Team, And The Results Are Spectacular

Matt Fitzgerald

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4/5/23

Florida Panthers Open Investigation After Their Mascot Gets Dummied By A Lightning Fan

Jordie

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2/8/23

Sometimes Kids Don't Suck

Large

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11/21/22

The Seattle Kraken's New Mascot, Buoy, Might Be The Ugliest Of All-Time

Rear Admiral

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10/5/22

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Barstool Units Episode LXVI July 26, 2022: The Heat is On

Frank The Tank

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7/27/22

The USFL Unveiled Their New Mascots And They Are Exactly What You Expect

Coach Duggs

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4/12/22

It's Time For The People Of Philadelphia To Wake Up And See Gritty For The Sinister Piece Of Shit That Truly He Is

Jordie

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12/14/21

Iona And Hofstra Hoops Are Having Their Mascots Play Rock, Paper, Scissors To Determine Who Gets A Home Game This Year And It's AWESOME

Reags

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11/2/20

Ranking College Football's Best Mascots on National Mascot Day

Big Tennessee

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6/17/20

Debating Fictional Basketball Matchups (Vol. 04) With Trillballins, Trill Withers, KB & Nick, Coley, and More

Jeff D Lowe

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6/1/20

Your Brain After Betting On Random College Basketball All Season

Barstool Viral

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3/6/20

The Worst Mascots of All Time

Nick

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2/17/20

If Gritty Wants To Go After Someone His Own Size Tommy Hawk Will Be Waiting For Him At The All-Star Game

Chief

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1/22/20

The Top 30 NCAA Mascots (Replacement Homonym Edition)

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1/14/20

Mascots Beating Up Small Children Is Always Funny

Coley Mick

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12/15/19

Robin Lopez Will Not Stop Beating The Shit Out Of NBA Mascots

Greenie

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11/7/19

#Mickstape Grimace: Behind the Music feat. Wendell Carter Jr

Trill Withers

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10/1/19

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 30 - The Thrill Of Daring Cars To Hit You

Tommy Smokes

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8/8/19

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Mascots

In The Spirit Of Chuck E. Cheese Getting Arrested, Here's A List Of Mascots That Would Be The Funniest To See Getting Arrested

Paul "BizNasty" Bissonnette Beats The Brakes Off Of That Rat Bastard, Blooper

Question For The Stoolies: How Much Do You Think Minor League Baseball Mascots Get Paid?

It's Time We Finally Appreciate The Bizarre Life Of Mascots This March (From The Blogger Who Was A College Mascot For Exactly 1 Game In 2009)

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Timberwolves Inflatable Mascots Deliver One Of The Most Beautiful And Awe-Inspiring Performances Of The 21st Century

Being A Mascot Has To Be The Only Job In America That Gives You The Green Light To Regularly Beat Up Little Kids For A Living

The 20 Most Famous Company Mascots of All Time

An AI Program Generated Methodical Creature Mascots For Every NFL Team, And The Results Are Spectacular

Florida Panthers Open Investigation After Their Mascot Gets Dummied By A Lightning Fan

Sometimes Kids Don't Suck

The Seattle Kraken's New Mascot, Buoy, Might Be The Ugliest Of All-Time

Barstool Units Episode LXVI July 26, 2022: The Heat is On

The USFL Unveiled Their New Mascots And They Are Exactly What You Expect

It's Time For The People Of Philadelphia To Wake Up And See Gritty For The Sinister Piece Of Shit That Truly He Is

Iona And Hofstra Hoops Are Having Their Mascots Play Rock, Paper, Scissors To Determine Who Gets A Home Game This Year And It's AWESOME

Ranking College Football's Best Mascots on National Mascot Day

Debating Fictional Basketball Matchups (Vol. 04) With Trillballins, Trill Withers, KB & Nick, Coley, and More

Your Brain After Betting On Random College Basketball All Season

The Worst Mascots of All Time

If Gritty Wants To Go After Someone His Own Size Tommy Hawk Will Be Waiting For Him At The All-Star Game

The Top 30 NCAA Mascots (Replacement Homonym Edition)

Mascots Beating Up Small Children Is Always Funny

Robin Lopez Will Not Stop Beating The Shit Out Of NBA Mascots

#Mickstape Grimace: Behind the Music feat. Wendell Carter Jr

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 30 - The Thrill Of Daring Cars To Hit You

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