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Mascots Beating Up Small Children Is Always Funny

This gets a laugh out of me every single time. I don’t really care what that says about me. But if you don’t find these tiny humans getting demolished time and time again by grown men wearing Halloween costumes amusing then I really don’t know how you ended up on this website in the first place. It really is the difference between wearing a mascot costume and just being an adult man. If this were just humans truck sticking children the police would get called and jail time would be severe. But since the Cincinnati Bearcat was the one who caught that halfback toss, he can Heisman and run through as many Pee Wee football players as he’d like. A loophole I’m very happy exists in our society.