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A Declassified CIA Briefing Claims Russian Soldiers Were Turned To Stone By Aliens After They Shot Down Their UFO In 1990
It's Finally Time For The NHL To Get Some Revenge After Trump And Putin Discussed Organizing Hockey Games Between NHL and KHL Players
Serbian Parliament Session Devolves Into MP's Lighting Flares and Launching Smoke Grenades at Each Other
Mysterious Drones Are Still Flying Over New Jersey, Now Tracking U.S. Coast Guard Vessels, FBI Admits They Have No Idea What's Going On
Bold AmericanNorth Korean Troops Get Sent To Bolster Russia's War On Ukraine, Immediately Begin "Gorging On Pornography"
Whatever You Do In Life, Do Not Become A Youth Hockey Ref In Russia. Unless You Want To Get Your Ass Kicked
Vladimir Putin Has Lost The Locker Room, Is Reportedly "Dismayed" That His Sons Have Taken to Cosplaying Disney Characters
A Proud Nation Congratulates Team USA for the Gold Medals They Were Awarded in Paris Today. In Figure Skating.
GARY BETTMAN FINALLY LISTENS: The NHL Is Ba In The Olympics In 2026 And 2030 And Canada Is In Trouble
A Bunch of Rich Moscow Celebrities Including 'Putin's Goddaughter' Threw an 'Almost Naked'-Themed Rager With a War Going On. And Russians Have a Problem With it Somehow.
