The FBI Is Investigating Reports Of "Hundreds Of Car Sized Drones" Hovering Over New Jersey
If it was the aliens plan all along to gradually reveal themselves and do absolutely nothing over the course multiple decade, so that by the time they finally do decide to drop down (or rise up) and reveal themselves for real, we'll be so desensitized to the whole thing that nobody will bat an eye... then they've done a pretty good job. If this story had happened 10 or 20 years ago, people would be losing their shit. But now something like this happens every day, and nobody but a handful of people in whatever specific small town the UFO's are flying over actually care about it. I could probably find a video and write this exact some blog every day if I wanted to. But people are far more concerned with things like whether or not the girl from the viral blow job joke is scamming people with her made up currency.
What are the actual explanations for what these drones are? Aliens is the "fun" one. A lot of people are saying they're non-U.S. military drones. That Russia/China is spying on us. Or maybe they are U.S. military drones and for whatever reason they don't want us to know it. It could also be nothing more than some rich guy, or private company who can afford these types of crazy drones, and they're testing out the technology. Maybe they're doing surveillance for their own personal reasons. Maybe they just enjoy fucking with people. And are we sure they're not planes? Because these look a lot like planes to me...
Run a search for "New Jersey drones" and you'll find a million different theories.
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I gotta give the people of New Jersey credit enough to trust they would know if the objects hovering over their heads every night were nothing more than planes. We can rule planes out. I think… Have we considered just shooting these down? They seem close enough to shoot down. What if we just blast one out of the sky and see what happens? That's why nobody takes this shit seriously. Nobody ever takes matters into their own hands and captures one of these things.
Being told that the FBI is investigating these things means nothing to me. I feel like that's just something they say at this point to make people feel like the situation is somewhat under control. But it's one or the other. The "FBI" is either 100% in control of what's happening here, or 0% in control.
It honestly feels stupid to even speculate about this shit anymore. Childish even. "OoOooOo look aliens!", "The Chinese are coming! The Chinese are coming!"
Because I don't fucking know. I know how stupid I sound writing about this like there's anything I could possibly add to this discourse. But that's the crazy part to me. I just don't really care. I feel like a majority of people are in that same boat. Whatever these drones are… whether they're absolutely nothing to be worried about at all, or they mark the beginning of the end. It's out of our control. Whatever happens is going to happen. If the government or whoever wants to let us in on the secret, then dope. If not, I'll just continue living my life as is until someone or something does anything that forces me to live differently.
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