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“I’m Not Sure It’s Gonna Be The Step Down That People Anticipate.” - Celtics President Rich Gotham Tried His Best To Spinzone Things, But The Team's Roster Doesn't Lie

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8/7/25
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“I’m Not Sure It’s Gonna Be The Step Down That People Anticipate.” - Celtics President Rich Gotham Tried His Best To Spinzone Things, But The Team's Roster Doesn't Lie

Despite All The New Positive Updates Surrounding Jayson Tatum's Recovery, The Celtics Should Still Hold Him Out For The Entire Season

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8/1/25
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Despite All The New Positive Updates Surrounding Jayson Tatum's Recovery, The Celtics Should Still Hold Him Out For The Entire Season

Rich Paul Suggests The Media Will Need To Find A New Boogeyman Once LeBron Retires And The Choices Are Obvious

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7/15/25
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Rich Paul Suggests The Media Will Need To Find A New Boogeyman Once LeBron Retires And The Choices Are Obvious

The Celtics Are Reportedly Interested In Damian Lillard And It's The Exact Type Of Low Risk Swing That Boston Should Be Taking

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7/2/25
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The Celtics Are Reportedly Interested In Damian Lillard And It's The Exact Type Of Low Risk Swing That Boston Should Be Taking

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The NBA Clearly Has An Achilles Injury Problem So Adam Silver Has Decided To Use A.I In An Attempt To Figure Out What The Hell Is Going On

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6/27/25
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The NBA Clearly Has An Achilles Injury Problem So Adam Silver Has Decided To Use A.I In An Attempt To Figure Out What The Hell Is Going On

The Latest Bit Of Copium Has Dropped As Jayson Tatum Is Already Rehabbing At The Celtics Practice Facility

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6/9/25
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The Latest Bit Of Copium Has Dropped As Jayson Tatum Is Already Rehabbing At The Celtics Practice Facility

Sam Cassell Talking About Jayson Tatum's Recovery Is The Exact Type Of Copium That Every Celtics Fan Needs

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5/23/25
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Sam Cassell Talking About Jayson Tatum's Recovery Is The Exact Type Of Copium That Every Celtics Fan Needs

It's Starting To Get Pretty Embarrassing How Weird People Continue To Be About Tyrese Haliburton

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5/22/25
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It's Starting To Get Pretty Embarrassing How Weird People Continue To Be About Tyrese Haliburton

"Our Whole Mindset Is To Try And Play For Him. He Is What Being A Celtic Is All About" - Hearing Al Horford Talk About The Celtics Mindset For Game 6 Will Have You Ready To Run Through A Goddamn Wall

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5/16/25
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"Our Whole Mindset Is To Try And Play For Him. He Is What Being A Celtic Is All About" - Hearing Al Horford Talk About The Celtics Mindset For Game 6 Will Have You Ready To Run Through A Goddamn Wall

Jayson Tatum Appears To Be In Good Spirits But Seeing Him In His Hospital Bed Following Achilles Surgery Is Absolutely Soul Crushing

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5/14/25
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Jayson Tatum Appears To Be In Good Spirits But Seeing Him In His Hospital Bed Following Achilles Surgery Is Absolutely Soul Crushing

It's Simple, Either The Celtics Win Tonight Or Their Season And Title Defense Is Over

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5/14/25
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It's Simple, Either The Celtics Win Tonight Or Their Season And Title Defense Is Over

The Worst Case Scenario Is Official: Jayson Tatum Has Ruptured His Achilles

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5/13/25
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The Worst Case Scenario Is Official: Jayson Tatum Has Ruptured His Achilles

In A Blink Of An Eye, The Entire Present And Future Of The Boston Celtics Has Changed Forever

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5/13/25
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In A Blink Of An Eye, The Entire Present And Future Of The Boston Celtics Has Changed Forever

The Celtics Are Now On The Brink Of Elimination And It Sure Looks Like Jayson Tatum Tore His Achilles

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5/13/25
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The Celtics Are Now On The Brink Of Elimination And It Sure Looks Like Jayson Tatum Tore His Achilles

Max Dolente Asked Me To Find Stats To Prove Joel Embiid Is Better In The Playoffs Than Jayson Tatum And I Can't Believe It, But He's Right

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5/12/25
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Max Dolente Asked Me To Find Stats To Prove Joel Embiid Is Better In The Playoffs Than Jayson Tatum And I Can't Believe It, But He's Right

DC Released A Jayson Tatum "Superman" Promo And It Might Be The Worst Timing In The History Of Advertising

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5/8/25
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DC Released A Jayson Tatum "Superman" Promo And It Might Be The Worst Timing In The History Of Advertising

MY DAILY RUNDOWN FOR MAY 7, 2025 - Tom Brady Has Regrets About Doing His Netflix Roast, That Pirates Fan Who Spit On The Ballpark Attendant Deserves The Electric Chair, The Celtics Blew ANOTHER 20 Point, 2nd Half Lead, AT HOME, To Fall Behind 0-2 To The Knicks, And Justin Bieber Is A Sick Golfer, But Why Do All Rich & Famous People Today Dress Like Assholes?

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MY DAILY RUNDOWN FOR MAY 7, 2025 - Tom Brady Has Regrets About Doing His Netflix Roast, That Pirates Fan Who Spit On The Ballpark Attendant Deserves The Electric Chair, The Celtics Blew ANOTHER 20 Point, 2nd Half Lead, AT HOME, To Fall Behind 0-2 To The Knicks, And Justin Bieber Is A Sick Golfer, But Why Do All Rich & Famous People Today Dress Like Assholes?

No Tatum No Problem: Jaylen Brown Put The Celtics On His Back And Carried Them To A Crucial Game 2 Win

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4/24/25
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No Tatum No Problem: Jaylen Brown Put The Celtics On His Back And Carried Them To A Crucial Game 2 Win

Joe Mazzulla Explained He Was Just Trying To Convey "Love" When He Screamed For Jayson Tatum To Get Up After His Hard Fall In Game 1

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4/22/25
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Joe Mazzulla Explained He Was Just Trying To Convey "Love" When He Screamed For Jayson Tatum To Get Up After His Hard Fall In Game 1

It's Time To Have A Serious Talk About What Winning Back To Back Titles Will Mean When It Comes To Celtics History

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4/17/25
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It's Time To Have A Serious Talk About What Winning Back To Back Titles Will Mean When It Comes To Celtics History

NBA Released Their Top 10 Most Viewed Players & Top 5 Most Viewed Plays on Social Media, You'll Never Guess Who's Top of The List!

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4/15/25
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NBA Released Their Top 10 Most Viewed Players & Top 5 Most Viewed Plays on Social Media, You'll Never Guess Who's Top of The List!

The Celtics Went Into MSG And Ripped Out The Knicks Hearts While Also Making More NBA History In The Process

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4/9/25
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The Celtics Went Into MSG And Ripped Out The Knicks Hearts While Also Making More NBA History In The Process

"Losing Still Sucks" - After Just Their Second Loss In A Month, The Celtics Were Given A Valuable Reminder Of What Can Happen When You Play Like Assholes

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4/3/25
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"Losing Still Sucks" - After Just Their Second Loss In A Month, The Celtics Were Given A Valuable Reminder Of What Can Happen When You Play Like Assholes

"I Would Much Rather You Come Punch Me, I Wanna Fight" - Jayson Tatum Gave Us Perhaps The Greatest Psycho Joe Mazzulla Story To Date

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3/26/25
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"I Would Much Rather You Come Punch Me, I Wanna Fight" - Jayson Tatum Gave Us Perhaps The Greatest Psycho Joe Mazzulla Story To Date

The Only Thing That Matters Now For The Rest Of The Celtics Season Is The Health Of Jayson Tatum's Ankle

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3/25/25
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The Only Thing That Matters Now For The Rest Of The Celtics Season Is The Health Of Jayson Tatum's Ankle