MY DAILY RUNDOWN FOR MAY 7, 2025 - Tom Brady Has Regrets About Doing His Netflix Roast, That Pirates Fan Who Spit On The Ballpark Attendant Deserves The Electric Chair, The Celtics Blew ANOTHER 20 Point, 2nd Half Lead, AT HOME, To Fall Behind 0-2 To The Knicks, And Justin Bieber Is A Sick Golfer, But Why Do All Rich & Famous People Today Dress Like Assholes?
HERE'S MY DAILY RUNDOWN FOR WEDNESDAY MAY 7, 2025.
TOPIC 1 - TOM BRADY HAS REGRETS ABOUT DOING HIS NETFLIX ROAST
Everybody knows I love Tom Brady almost as much as I love my family. The man has brought me more joy in this lifetime than I think I will ever experience otherwise. THAT SAID, Tom, I think your kids will be ok. It's not your fault your wife is banging that snake karate instructor. You've taken the high road through this entire thing. Cut it with that Catholic guilt nonsense right now.
If you think they're embarrassed going to school having to hear their friends chirp them about the stuff they saw on Netflix, just think about the stuff they must hear about the stuff they saw on that weirdo Facebook series you put out, out of nowhere.
TOPIC 2 - FUCK THIS PIRATES FAN TO NO END. HE'S LUCKY HE DIDN'T GET CURB STOMPED AFTER SPITTING ON ANOTHER MAN
There isn't a more disrespectful, and abhorrent act you can do to another human being than spit on them. And multiple times. This piece of shit is so lucky this ballpark attendant only took his belt off and whipped him with it. It should have ended up much, much worse for him. People like this, caught on video behaving like this need to go straight to the electric chair. No trial necessary. They are a drain on society.
TOPIC #3 - THE CELTICS BLEW ANOTHER 20 POINT LEAD IN THE 2ND HALF, AT HOME, TO FALL BEHIND 0-2 TO THE KNICKS
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I can't believe what I just saw. I can't believe I just typed those words. I saw a stat going around on twitter that this is the first time in basketball HISTORY, that a home team has squandered two, second half leads of 20+ points in row. That is truly astounding.
75% of kool-aid drinking Celtics fans will kill me for this, but I cannot understand, for how great of a coach Joe Mazzulla is, why he insists on letting Jayson Tatum have the ball in his hands with the game on the line. He's not that guy. Jaylen Brown is. But Tatum is not.
Tatum is an mvp-caliber player 95% of the time, but true stars don't take their foot off the enemy's throats, and let an opposing team come back from 20 with 18 minutes to go in the game. TWICE. In their own building.
They also don't dribble into a corner trap and cough the ball up with the game on the line.
Jaylen Brown is a stone-cold killer, who's proven he can handle the pressure of big moments and knock down big shots.
How Mazzulla didn't call for a timeout before that final sequence is bonkers. Draw up a play for Brown, and go to bed a lot easier tonight.
Gross game. Gross.
p.s. - Thibadeau is coaching his ass off
TOPIC #4 - BIEBER IS A SICK GOLFER, BUT WHY DO RICH AND FAMOUS PEOPLE TODAY DRESS LIKE ASSHOLES?
I know Justin Bieber's been going through some shit this year, ever since the Diddy stuff broke. So this isn't just an indictment on him.
I have a question, and I don't feel like I will come off the taddest bit cocky whatsoever saying it. What happened to rich and famous people dressing rich and famous looking? Why do they all insist on seeing who can dress the shittiest? Slob isn't even the word anymore. Neither is distasteful.
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Imagine seeing a picture of Frank Sinatra out in public wearing this monstrosity? Sweatpants from the JNCO men's line, and a wife-beater? (That I'm sure he also overpaid a few thousand dollars on, because, designer.) On a fucking golf-course no less?
Take a little pride in your appearance for crying out loud.