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The Saddest NFL Stats Of Week 9: Come Sit In Your Sad Seats, Dolphins And Bengals Fans

Week 9 sad stats. Fall back Sunday means one more hour to wait for the pain you know is coming. Unless you're Dolphins fans. What do you care? You've been dead since Thursday. I can't remember the last time I saw a team give up and roll over on their dorsal like this sad squad. Especially at home. T

Sports Staturday: Sip Some Coffee And Recap The Last Week In Sports With Some Wild And Irreverent Stats

Welcome back to all of you who read last week's Sports Staturday blog. If you're new stumbling in here all blurry-eyed from hopefully a good Halloween night out the idea is to have a little walk through the past week in sports through wild, dumb, or otherwise irreverent stats. Something to flow thro

Bears Fans - Please Allow Your Least Favorite Post-Game Rage Blogger On Earth (Me) To Explain Like A Rational Human Being This Time Why I'm So Worried About Caleb Williams' Development

So…. what happened was… I got a little too angry watching the Bears game last Sunday and wrote a post-game rage blog that took a lot of heat from my fellow Bears fans as being overly critical of Caleb Williams'. I called his play "truly awful" and even went on to say I thought Ben Johnson knew it. A

The Saddest NFL Stats Of Week 8

Welcome to Week 8 NFL Sad Stats. It's that time of the year where we all kind of know what our teams are and it becomes a chore watching them week after week. Then again - sometimes it's also when we get some surprises out of our teams that came into the week flatlined. Talking about your teams, Jet

Caleb Williams Is Truly Awful And It Now Appears Ben Johnson Knows It

I was told to relax and have faith in Caleb Williams after last week's win against the mighty New Orleans Saints. The Bears were 4-2 after all. What could possibly be wrong? 4-2, Just like last year when everything went swimmingly afterwards. OK. So I watched Caleb get a chance to shake the rust off

Sports Staturday - Sip Some Coffee And Recap The Last Week In Sports With Some Wild And Irreverent Stats

Welcome to Sports Staturday.  Little personal preamble here. Hence the italics. Like I'm whispering individually to you or something. I don't know. Anyway, I have this loose vision for a recurring blogcast every Saturday for readers to enjoy while sipping their morning coffee/mimosa, whatever. Somet

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Comedic sports statistics for Pardon My Take. 1X Diamond level Yahoo fantasy football finisher. High fived Patrick Kane at John Barleycorns in 2010 before his whole crew got kicked out for fighting. Pretty sure it was ruled a major.

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