YouTube Will Start Using AI to Determine User's Age Based on Their Search History, Will Need to Upload Photo ID, Credit Card, or Selfie if Deemed Underage
The Ghana Drunkard Association, Who Claims 16.65M Members, Has Threatened Massive Nationwide Protests if Their Government Does Not Reduce The Price of Alcohol Within 3 Weeks
In Preparation for The COP30 Climate Summit, Brazil Destroyed 10,000+ Acres of Rainforest to Build a Highway (To Help With Flow of Traffic To The Conference)
UPDATE: Congressman Claims The Mysterious Drones Flying Over New Jersey Are From An Iranian Mothership Parked Off The Atlantic Coast (DOUBLE UPDATE: Pentagon Denies His Claim)