Controversial Research Suggests "The Perfect Female Figure" Might Not Be Boiled Down to a Simple Waist-To-Hip Ratio
'I Didn't Study' - Ja'Marr Chase Reminded Some Nerd That He Went To LSU To Play Football After Being Asked If Playing On TNF Is Like Cramming For A Test
Thank God! Very Important Study Suggests Using The Internet is Actually Good For Your Wellbeing and Enhances Life-Satisfaction
For Some Reason Scientists in China Have Created a Mutant Strain of Covid with a 100% Kill Rate on Humanized Mice
Dynasty: A Bunch Of People Came Together For A Study And Declared Jennifer Lopez Officially Has The Best Butt In The World
Happy Holidays! Americans Shit Out So Much Thanksgiving Food, New Data Shows Searches For Plumbers Increase By 99% On Friday
A Complete And Thorough Breakdown Of This 'Perfect Sandwich' Study (Hint: Everything About The Study Is Completely Wrong)
We Need To Come Together As A Country And Fight This Report Claiming Americans Don't Love Ice Cream Anymore
Study Finds That Calling Veterans 'Heroes' is Basically Condemning Them to Heroically Lousy-Paying Jobs
Barstool ChicagoIn All Time Friday News Dumps, The Pentagon's Long Awaited UFO Report Finally Came Out Last Night...
Barstool ChicagoScientists Say That Birds Make People As Happy As Money Which Proves My Study That Science Needs To Be Defunded
Science Is Working On A Hard-Hitting Investigation Trying To Figure Out Why Guys Need A Break From Sex After Cumming
