Ronaldo

Rumor: Bad Teammate & Coward Cristiano Ronaldo Sat Out Asian Champions League Round Of 16 Game, Allegedly Because He Was Scared if He Entered Iran He Would Be Charged With Adultery And Receive 99 Lashings

Pathetic: The BBC Put Out A Formal Response Explaining They Aren't Mean To Ronaldo Because So Many Losers Complained About Them Calling Him 'Misstiano Penaldo'

Ronaldo Continues To Be The Softest, Weakest Dude In All Of Sports - Now Being Investigated For A 'Lewd' Gesture To Fans Chanting Messi At Him

A DISGUSTING Act: Ronaldo Cries At Messi Chants, Loses Match And Rubs Opposing Scarf All Over His Junk Walking To The Locker Room

The Undertaker Showing Up In Full Gear And Doing His Ring Entrance At Ronaldo's Match Is Now The Gold Standard For Trophy Presentations Everywhere

Sad: Ronaldo Is Going To Miss Tomorrow's 'Last Dance' Match vs Messi (No One Say It's Because He's Scared)

No Days Off: A Bunch Of Pissed Off Soccer Fans In China Stormed Al Nassr's Team Hotel After They Postponed Matches Because Ronaldo Is Hurt

Messi And Ronaldo Will Play Each Other One Final Time In February In A Game Being Called "The Last Dance"

Arturo Vidal Blaming Manager Erik ten Hag's Baldness For Ronaldo's Manchester United Failure Is A Direct Attack That Won't Be Tolerated

If Ronaldo Had Any Guts He'd Accept WWE's Offer To Be Part Of Their Saudi Arabian Show And Turn Into The Ultimate Heel

Ronaldo Declares His Rivalry With Messi Is Over ... Probably Because He Lost, Got Lapped And Continues To Get Embarrassed By Messi

Checking In On Ronaldo: He's Still Crying Like A Baby, Freaking Out At Refs And Brutally Shoving People Out Of Nowhere

Ronaldo Should Be Thrown In Jail For Wiping His Back Sweat All Over A Rival's Face During A Free Kick

Ronaldo's Jealousy Of Messi Couldn't Be More Obvious With These Pathetic Claims (And Lies) About The Saudi League

Let The Bidding War Begin: Messi Is Leaving PSG After This Season ... 1 Day After The Club Decided To Suspend Him For 2 Weeks

Nothing To See Here: PSG Suspended Messi For 2 Weeks After He Took An Unauthorized Trip To Saudi Arabia (Wink, Wink)

The Ronaldo Effect: Al-Nassr's Manager 'Mutually Agreed' To Leave The Club Because The 38-Year Old Cry Baby Was Reportedly Upset

Ah, Shucks: Ronaldo Threw A Tamper Tantrum Because He's A Giant Baby, Gets Brutally Trolled By Rival Team On Twitter

The Saudis Are Trying To Recreate A Ronaldo/Messi Rivalry With Al-Hilal Offering Messi A Preposterous $438 MILLION PER YEAR Salary

Ronaldo Is Such A Little Baby He's Now Snapping At The Coolest Kid In The World Who Taunted Him With 'Messi Is Better'

A True Shame: Ronaldo Gets Knocked Out Of Saudi Arabian Cup, Gets Mocked Mercilessly With Messi Chants And Celebrations

Tough Life: People Are Refusing To Accept $5,500 Per Month To Be Ronaldo's Personal Chef Because Of His Demands

Perfect: It's Only Fitting That Messi Scored Less Than 3 Minutes Into PSG's Match Against That Bum Ronaldo

Hot Start For Ronaldo: Has No Idea What Country His New Club Is In, Banned From His First Match

The World Cup's Cinderella: Morocco Sends Ronaldo's Ass Home, Becomes First African Team To Ever Make A Semifinal