The Undertaker Showing Up In Full Gear And Doing His Ring Entrance At Ronaldo's Match Is Now The Gold Standard For Trophy Presentations Everywhere

Ohh fuck yeah, this is what I want out of a trophy presentation. We know the WWE has ties everywhere, they were at the Big 12 championship game when they handed out a title bet. You guessed it, that was the Undertaker

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That was actually more American Badass version. Not for me. I want the original, I want the Dead Man, I want the Undertaker taking his sweet, sweet time to get to where has to go and hold the trophy like Paul Bearer did the urn. I swear WrestleMania used to be 5 hours long because 45 minutes of it was the Undertaker's entrance to the ring. Did I care? Of course not. It was all part of the show.

Hell, until Kane came onto the scene, the scariest person in wrestling was the Dead Man. Note, the scariest thing in wrestling was always Jake the Snake's, snake. Fuck snakes. Fuck people who have snakes as pets. That should have never been a thing. Snakes are gross, terrifying and belong in Arizona/Texas. They don't belong in homes. 

Oh and Ronaldo laughing at this? Show some respect, buddy. You're lucky Taker was busy, because he's in his character and you're one giggle away from catching a ride to hell via a chokeslam. You think Taker is afraid to break that out? Guy doesn't break character. 

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Really just goes to show you that there's nothing better than pro wrestling. You have the whole Rock/Cody saga going on right now which is perfectly blending real life and show stuff. You have The Undertaker showing up in full gear for a soccer match. I need all of it. Fuck these old dudes who always hand out the trophy, give me wrestlers. Michigan should have been handed the college football trophy from Ric Flair. The Acclaimed (featuring Daddy Ass) should be doing a walk out song for a fighter. Wrestlers in character need to be a staple at sporting events across the world.