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Arturo Vidal Blaming Manager Erik ten Hag's Baldness For Ronaldo's Manchester United Failure Is A Direct Attack That Won't Be Tolerated

What the fuck is this? I won't stand for bald criticism. We can't help it! You think we don't want to still have our hair? You think it's easy going around being bald? The only person that finds it easy is Feits

Now Vidal really put me in a pickle here because I despise Manchester United and watching Ronaldo flame out there and go to Saudi Arabia was hilarious. But I gotta defend my people - the balds of the world. We're not complex, we don't have a complex like he claims. We simply don't have hair. Sure, some of it's easy. We can wear a hat and not worry about messing up our hair. We don't have to waste precious minutes combing our hair or going to get a haircut. 

I don't understand how Vidal can think we're complicated people being bald. If anything we're the opposite. We don't have an elaborate haircut. It's the same thing every single day. I know it's not the best look with this going on currently between ten Hag and Sancho: 

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Sure it's not the best look when defending a baldy, but I gotta do what I gotta do here. I think people with mohakws like Vidal are complicated. How do you go almost bald but keep that strip? Too much work for my liking. Being bald is just fine and it's time we all accept it.