Did You Know That Steven Seagal Released A Dancehall Song In 2004 Titled "Strut" In Which He Sings In A Fake Jamaican Accent About "Wanting Da Poonani"?
A Bunch of Rich Moscow Celebrities Including 'Putin's Goddaughter' Threw an 'Almost Naked'-Themed Rager With a War Going On. And Russians Have a Problem With it Somehow.
It Must Be Nice Being Vladimir Putin, Who Has Reportedly "Escaped To One Of His Many Grand Palaces", With A Three Story Spa, Private Golf Course, Movie Theatre, And Casino, Amid Violent Anti-Draft Protests
Elon Musk Points Out the Hypocrisy of the US Trying to Free Brittney Griner When Our Jails are Full of Minor Drug Offenders, and There's No Flaw in His Logic
Nothing To Worry About: NYC Emergency Management Released A Video Today Out Of Nowhere Outlining The "Important Steps for New Yorkers to Follow If a Nuclear Attack Occurs."