Penguins

A Famous Penguin Has Finally Been Given Guard Of Honor and Promoted To General After A Long Wait

Erik Karlsson Is Going To The Penguins In A MONSTER Three-Way Trade

Somehow, The Pittsburgh Penguins Are Actually Rumored To Be Considering Stan Bowman For Their General Manager Position

After All This Time I Think We Have Reached A Place Where Sidney Crosby Is Actually UNDERRATED In The Year 2022

Ladies And Gentleman...Hockey Is Back. We Had Our First Absolute KNOCK OUT This Weekend

Louis Domingue Gave Up The Worst Goal In The History Of Playoff Hockey

Raw Dogging SeaWorld Orlando

Brad Marchand Gets Six Games For Punching Then High-Sticking Penguins Goalie Tristan Jarry

Fenway Sports Group Just Dropped $900 MILLION To Buy The Pittsburgh Penguins

We Have A Friday Night Game 7 In Vegas Tonight, More Handshakes, And Toronto Is Starting To Sweat

Shout Out To The Penguins Equipment Guy Who Got An Assist On Crosby's Goal Against Philly

Story Time With Spittin' Chiclets: Being Sidney Crosby's Personal DJ During A Win Streak

Penguin Mummies Discovered Off Of Antarctica At Ancient Nesting Site

Hockey Is Back And It Is Glorious

Penguins Are Now The Official Poop Kings Of The World After Study Shows They Can Fire Feces 4+ Feet

If You Stole A Penguin From The New England Aquarium Last Night...

Been Meaning To Sob? Then Boy Do I Have A Post To Share With You

These Penguins Galavanting Around The Shedd Aquarium Are Pissing Me Off

If You're A Penguin, You're Loving The Coronavirus

To All The Casual Fans, Welcome To Hockey Season

An Instagram Model Has Her Selfie Ruined By A Couple Of Horny Penguins

B's Bounce Back With Solid 4-1 Win Over The Penguins

We Need To Cancel Penguins. The Most Vile, Sexually Deviant Animal On The Planet, Worse Than Humans

B's Blow 3 Goal Lead But Brad Marchand Saves The Day With Game Winner, 5 Point Night vs. Pens

Spittin' Chiclets Episode 208: Featuring Elite Army Ranger JB Spisso, Ryan Leslie of Sportsnet, Doughty vs Tkachuk and More