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A Famous Penguin Has Finally Been Given Guard Of Honor and Promoted To General After A Long Wait

Marty Mush

Marty Mush

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8/24/23
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A Famous Penguin Has Finally Been Given Guard Of Honor and Promoted To General After A Long Wait

Erik Karlsson Is Going To The Penguins In A MONSTER Three-Way Trade

Chief

Chief

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8/6/23
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Erik Karlsson Is Going To The Penguins In A MONSTER Three-Way Trade

Somehow, The Pittsburgh Penguins Are Actually Rumored To Be Considering Stan Bowman For Their General Manager Position

Chief

Chief

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5/3/23
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Somehow, The Pittsburgh Penguins Are Actually Rumored To Be Considering Stan Bowman For Their General Manager Position

After All This Time I Think We Have Reached A Place Where Sidney Crosby Is Actually UNDERRATED In The Year 2022

Chief

Chief

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12/8/22
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After All This Time I Think We Have Reached A Place Where Sidney Crosby Is Actually UNDERRATED In The Year 2022

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Ladies And Gentleman...Hockey Is Back. We Had Our First Absolute KNOCK OUT This Weekend

Chief

Chief

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9/26/22
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Ladies And Gentleman...Hockey Is Back. We Had Our First Absolute KNOCK OUT This Weekend

Louis Domingue Gave Up The Worst Goal In The History Of Playoff Hockey

Chief

Chief

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5/14/22
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Louis Domingue Gave Up The Worst Goal In The History Of Playoff Hockey
Raw Dogging SeaWorld Orlando
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Raw Dogging SeaWorld Orlando

Frank The Tank

Frank The Tank

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3/11/22
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Brad Marchand Gets Six Games For Punching Then High-Sticking Penguins Goalie Tristan Jarry

Rear Admiral

Rear Admiral

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2/10/22
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Brad Marchand Gets Six Games For Punching Then High-Sticking Penguins Goalie Tristan Jarry

Fenway Sports Group Just Dropped $900 MILLION To Buy The Pittsburgh Penguins

Chief

Chief

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11/29/21
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Fenway Sports Group Just Dropped $900 MILLION To Buy The Pittsburgh Penguins

We Have A Friday Night Game 7 In Vegas Tonight, More Handshakes, And Toronto Is Starting To Sweat

Rear Admiral

Rear Admiral

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5/28/21
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We Have A Friday Night Game 7 In Vegas Tonight, More Handshakes, And Toronto Is Starting To Sweat

Shout Out To The Penguins Equipment Guy Who Got An Assist On Crosby's Goal Against Philly

Chief

Chief

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4/16/21
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Shout Out To The Penguins Equipment Guy Who Got An Assist On Crosby's Goal Against Philly
Story Time With Spittin' Chiclets: Being Sidney Crosby's Personal DJ During A Win Streak
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Story Time With Spittin' Chiclets: Being Sidney Crosby's Personal DJ During A Win Streak

Grinnelli

Grinnelli

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11/4/20

Penguin Mummies Discovered Off Of Antarctica At Ancient Nesting Site

Young Pageviews

Young Pageviews

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10/14/20
Penguin Mummies Discovered Off Of Antarctica At Ancient Nesting Site

Hockey Is Back And It Is Glorious

Chief

Chief

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7/28/20
Hockey Is Back And It Is Glorious

Penguins Are Now The Official Poop Kings Of The World After Study Shows They Can Fire Feces 4+ Feet

Penguins Are Now The Official Poop Kings Of The World After Study Shows They Can Fire Feces 4+ Feet

If You Stole A Penguin From The New England Aquarium Last Night...

Coley Mick

Coley Mick

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6/1/20
If You Stole A Penguin From The New England Aquarium Last Night...

Been Meaning To Sob? Then Boy Do I Have A Post To Share With You

Nate

Nate

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4/19/20
Been Meaning To Sob? Then Boy Do I Have A Post To Share With You

These Penguins Galavanting Around The Shedd Aquarium Are Pissing Me Off

Chief

Chief

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3/17/20
These Penguins Galavanting Around The Shedd Aquarium Are Pissing Me Off

If You're A Penguin, You're Loving The Coronavirus

Carl

Carl

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3/16/20
If You're A Penguin, You're Loving The Coronavirus

To All The Casual Fans, Welcome To Hockey Season

Chief

Chief

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2/3/20
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To All The Casual Fans, Welcome To Hockey Season

An Instagram Model Has Her Selfie Ruined By A Couple Of Horny Penguins

Chief

Chief

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1/28/20
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An Instagram Model Has Her Selfie Ruined By A Couple Of Horny Penguins

B's Bounce Back With Solid 4-1 Win Over The Penguins

Marina

Marina

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1/17/20
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B's Bounce Back With Solid 4-1 Win Over The Penguins

We Need To Cancel Penguins. The Most Vile, Sexually Deviant Animal On The Planet, Worse Than Humans

Chief

Chief

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12/12/19
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We Need To Cancel Penguins. The Most Vile, Sexually Deviant Animal On The Planet, Worse Than Humans

B's Blow 3 Goal Lead But Brad Marchand Saves The Day With Game Winner, 5 Point Night vs. Pens

Marina

Marina

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11/5/19
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B's Blow 3 Goal Lead But Brad Marchand Saves The Day With Game Winner, 5 Point Night vs. Pens