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A Famous Penguin Has Finally Been Given Guard Of Honor and Promoted To General After A Long Wait

Daily Mail

A famous king penguin was given a guard of honour as he was promoted to a new rank at a ceremony attended by 160 uniformed soldiers.

Sir Nils Olav III, who lives at Penguins Rock at Edinburgh Zoo and even wears his own epaulettes attached to his wing, is the official mascot of His Majesty the King's Guard of Norway and receives ceremonial visits.

Hold on a fucking second. 160 actual real life human soldiers showed up for this Penguins ceremony to to be promoted to general. This fucking Penguin was named after a general in the 70s and now out ranks that human. 

This penguin is wearing a badge on his wing!! What are we doing here? How in the world are we doing this? Listen I just watched Chimp empire and I am so interested in the hierarchy of these animals and who they respect. I wonder if the other penguins are talking shit about this guy getting all the shine because what if he is a real piece of shit penguin? I feel like this cause a big stir in their community, a bunch of other penguins being like you believe this guy wearing that badge like a moron. I wonder if animals make fun of each other being like damn he wants to be a human so badly, what a pussy. The more I am looking into this I am not sure if I hate the people or the penguins more. Were talking about a real life penguin being high ranking in the real life army. The balls he is going to have when he gets back to penguin camp is going to be insane.