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These Penguins Galavanting Around The Shedd Aquarium Are Pissing Me Off

Look at these cocky little fucks. Just waddling around like it's Night At The Museum. Probably shitting all over the floor and yet everyone is calling them cute. 

Oh they're on a date for nesting season isn't that s'cute? No actually it isn't. Why? Because we know better about Penguins by now. A few facts about penguins from my blog in December:

1) a penguin will fuck a dead penguin that has been dead for a YEAR. 

2) penguins engage in pimping out female penguins for pebbles. Forced penguin prostitution

3) penguins will often gang rape other penguins

4) "sexual predation of penguin chicks"

I mean absolutely inexcusible behavior. I am to believe that these penguins are on a date or is Edward about to murder Annie? It's really hard to know. You can also see them looking at the glass tank. All the fish and sting rays swimming by all locked up in their aquatic prison while the worst species in the animal kingdom is allowed to waddle their sexual deviant asses all over the rotunda free as a bird? They're probably taunting their neighbors. Telling them how the humans fed them their fish cousins for lunch and are now walking around like they own the place. FUCK penguins. Throw them in the tank with the Beluga whales and see what happens. That is the fate they deserve.