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The Sixers Are Finally Bringing Back The Allen Iverson Era Black Uniforms Just In Time To Make Everybody Hate Them

Jordie

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8/7/25
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The Sixers Are Finally Bringing Back The Allen Iverson Era Black Uniforms Just In Time To Make Everybody Hate Them

The Joel Embiid Era Is Coming To An End, And Now Is The Perfect Time To Wipe The Slate Clean

Jordie

Jordie

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7/17/25
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The Joel Embiid Era Is Coming To An End, And Now Is The Perfect Time To Wipe The Slate Clean

Rich Paul Suggests The Media Will Need To Find A New Boogeyman Once LeBron Retires And The Choices Are Obvious

Greenie

Greenie

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7/15/25
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Rich Paul Suggests The Media Will Need To Find A New Boogeyman Once LeBron Retires And The Choices Are Obvious

Joel Embiid Would Rather Retire Than Go To Indiana, And He's Still Correct Despite The Pacers Going To The NBA Finals

Jordie

Jordie

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6/2/25
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Joel Embiid Would Rather Retire Than Go To Indiana, And He's Still Correct Despite The Pacers Going To The NBA Finals

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Max Dolente Asked Me To Find Stats To Prove Joel Embiid Is Better In The Playoffs Than Jayson Tatum And I Can't Believe It, But He's Right

Stathole

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5/12/25
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Max Dolente Asked Me To Find Stats To Prove Joel Embiid Is Better In The Playoffs Than Jayson Tatum And I Can't Believe It, But He's Right

Joel Embiid's Season Is Officially Over, Although It Never Really Started In The First Place

Jordie

Jordie

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2/28/25
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Joel Embiid's Season Is Officially Over, Although It Never Really Started In The First Place

This Might Be Rock Bottom For The Philadelphia 76ers, Until They Still Find A Way To Go Even Lower

Jordie

Jordie

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2/25/25
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This Might Be Rock Bottom For The Philadelphia 76ers, Until They Still Find A Way To Go Even Lower

It's More Apparent Than Ever That The Sixers Have Completely Squandered Their Years With Joel Embiid

Jordie

Jordie

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2/24/25
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It's More Apparent Than Ever That The Sixers Have Completely Squandered Their Years With Joel Embiid

Surprise Surprise: Joel Embiid Is Now Expected To Miss Even More Time

Jordie

Jordie

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1/17/25
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Surprise Surprise: Joel Embiid Is Now Expected To Miss Even More Time

"He’s Not in Shape, But Whose Fault is That?" -- Pretty Sure Reggie Miller Wanted to Call Joel Embiid A Lazy Sack of Shit Last Night

Jordie

Jordie

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1/3/25
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"He’s Not in Shape, But Whose Fault is That?" -- Pretty Sure Reggie Miller Wanted to Call Joel Embiid A Lazy Sack of Shit Last Night

Joel Embiid Finds A New Way To Not Play Basketball Games, Gets Ejected For Going After A Lady Ref

Jordie

Jordie

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12/24/24
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Joel Embiid Finds A New Way To Not Play Basketball Games, Gets Ejected For Going After A Lady Ref

Clap Your Hands, Everybody: A Bunch of Protestors Got Arrested After Staging A Sit-In To Block The New 76ers Arena Vote

Jordie

Jordie

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12/19/24
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Clap Your Hands, Everybody: A Bunch of Protestors Got Arrested After Staging A Sit-In To Block The New 76ers Arena Vote

Zach Hyman Puts Joel Embiid To Shame, Comes Back Into Game After Getting His Face Shattered To Pieces By Slap Shot

Jordie

Jordie

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12/17/24
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Zach Hyman Puts Joel Embiid To Shame, Comes Back Into Game After Getting His Face Shattered To Pieces By Slap Shot

A Closer Look At The Potential Suspects To Help Joel Embiid Find The Snitch In The Sixers Locker Room

Greenie

Greenie

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11/22/24
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A Closer Look At The Potential Suspects To Help Joel Embiid Find The Snitch In The Sixers Locker Room

"Whoever Leaked That Is A Real Piece Of Shit" - Joel Embiid Continues To Focus On All The Wrong Things

Jordie

Jordie

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11/21/24
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"Whoever Leaked That Is A Real Piece Of Shit" - Joel Embiid Continues To Focus On All The Wrong Things

Joel Embiid Once Showed Up Late To Practice, But Scored 50 Points The Same Night

Jake Marsh

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11/20/24
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Joel Embiid Once Showed Up Late To Practice, But Scored 50 Points The Same Night

Correct Opinion: The Sixers Having A Rat In The Locker Room Isn't A Big Deal At All

Jordie

Jordie

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11/20/24
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Correct Opinion: The Sixers Having A Rat In The Locker Room Isn't A Big Deal At All

Tyrese Maxey Is Finally Taking Over The Sixers, Calls Out Joel Embiid In Team Meeting Last Night

Jordie

Jordie

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11/19/24
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Tyrese Maxey Is Finally Taking Over The Sixers, Calls Out Joel Embiid In Team Meeting Last Night

Joel Embiid Hates Basketball, Is About To Use Up All His Sick Days Before Thanksgiving

Jordie

Jordie

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11/18/24
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Joel Embiid Hates Basketball, Is About To Use Up All His Sick Days Before Thanksgiving

Credit To Joel Embiid For Playing 26 Minutes Last Night

Jordie

Jordie

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11/13/24
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Credit To Joel Embiid For Playing 26 Minutes Last Night

Sometimes In Order To Move Forward, You Have To Look Back. It's Time For The Sixers To Just Tank The 2024-25 Season

Jordie

Jordie

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11/7/24
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Sometimes In Order To Move Forward, You Have To Look Back. It's Time For The Sixers To Just Tank The 2024-25 Season

Joel Embiid Revolutionized Load Management By Just Getting Suspended Instead

Jordie

Jordie

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11/6/24
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Joel Embiid Revolutionized Load Management By Just Getting Suspended Instead

The Sixers Need To Put A Few Flyers On The Roster To Beat Grayson Allen's Ass After This Flying Knee To The Head He Pulled Last Night

Jordie

Jordie

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11/5/24
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The Sixers Need To Put A Few Flyers On The Roster To Beat Grayson Allen's Ass After This Flying Knee To The Head He Pulled Last Night

Philly Athletes Are Starting A Revolution On Whooping Dipshits Who Run Their Mouths

Jordie

Jordie

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11/3/24
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Philly Athletes Are Starting A Revolution On Whooping Dipshits Who Run Their Mouths

Joel Embiid Reportedly Got Into An Altercation With A Philadelphia Inquirer Writer Who Disrespected His Family In A Hit Piece

Greenie

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11/3/24
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Joel Embiid Reportedly Got Into An Altercation With A Philadelphia Inquirer Writer Who Disrespected His Family In A Hit Piece