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New Disease Dropped: If You're One of the 75 People Diagnosed with "Demon Face" Syndrome...

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3/22/24 5:15 PM

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Pandemic Watch: 100% Fatal "Zombie Deer Disease" Feared To Be Able To Spread To Humans

John Rich

2/20/24 7:40 PM

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Church Leader Arrested For Selling Miracle Cure To Followers, Turned Out It Was Just Bleach

John Rich

10/9/23 6:20 PM

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STD's Are Running Rampant Across The SEC

John Rich

9/29/23 7:40 PM

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The Dog WalkReverse 'Skunking', Country Music & Malaria (Free Swim)

Eddie

7/12/23 9:00 PM

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A South Florida Community Is In Quarantine Again, This Time Due To Snails

John Rich

6/22/23 3:50 PM

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Chicago Police Officer Becomes Infected With Florida Man Syndrome While On Vacation And Is Arrested For Pissing In An Ice Machine

Will Burge

Will Burge

12/9/22 7:10 PM

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Barstool ChicagoSCIENCE: Tall People Are Gonna Die! If You're Taller Than 5'9" You Are At Risk For 100 More Health Problems Than The Shorts

Dante

6/6/22 11:30 PM

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Student Suffers Loss Of Limbs After Eating Bad Leftovers

Kate

2/23/22 5:10 PM

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HighchairWhat It's Like To Be An Adult With Hand, Foot And Mouth Disease (Spoiler: Not Great)

Kate

12/6/21 5:40 PM

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My Mom's BasementRia Reveals The Shocking Details Of A Rare Disease That Left Her Immobile For A Year

Robbie Fox

6/15/20 7:25 PM

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Corona Conspiracy Hour, Episode 1

KFC

3/28/20 8:18 PM

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Twisted HistoryLarge Still Uses A Travel Agent

Vibbs

3/18/20 12:16 AM

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Twisted HistoryAlert: Large is Feeling 'Ebola-ish'

Vibbs

3/17/20 3:20 PM

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Hard FactorHow To Be Yourself While Wearing A Mask To Prevent Coronavirus

Hard Factor Mark

Hard Factor Mark

2/18/20 11:37 PM

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A Blogger Who Pulled A Coronavirus Prank In The Subway Just Got Arrested And Faces 5 Years In Prison

Kmarko

Kmarko

2/13/20 4:38 PM

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I Don't Mean To Be Crass But In Light of Magic Johnson Stepping Down With the Lakers It Begs The Question of Whether Lebron James Is A More Deadly Virus Than Aids?

El Presidente

4/10/19 1:12 AM

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A Guy Helped A Thirsty Pigeon Drink From A Water Fountain And Probably Gave Everybody Bird Flu

Trent

1/21/19 3:50 PM

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Chaps and KateCancer Breakthroughs Are Bigger In Texas: Honky Tonk Lovin' Scientist Wins Nobel Prize

Kate

10/23/18 9:00 PM

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Chaps and KateSpa-Goers Who Got 'Vampire Facials' Now Facing HIV Scare

Kate

9/14/18 12:00 AM

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Chaps and KateEnormous, Hairy Beaver Attacks Outdoorsman & Terrifying Battle Ensues

Kate

8/14/18 6:04 PM

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Zero Blog ThirtyFeces Filled Burn Pits In Middle East: Not As Fun As You'd Think

Kate

5/17/18 8:48 PM

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Your Life Might Not Be Great But At Least You Don't Have The World's Worst Case Of Super Gonorrhoea Like This Guy

Trent

3/28/18 7:35 PM

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Researchers Crunched Numbers On A Zombie Outbreak And Decided We'd All Die In About 100 Days

Chris Spags

Chris Spags

1/5/17 7:15 PM

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I Did Not Contaminate The Entire Office With A Serious Illness

Caleb Pressley

Caleb Pressley

11/18/16 5:38 PM

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