"Like Succession on Steroids" — Armie Hammer's Aunt Sells A Documentary Series About "The Rise and Fall Of The Hammer Family," Which Apparently Goes A Lot Deeper Than Armie Eating People
The Apple Doesn't Fall Far — Armie Hammer's Dad Allegedly Has A 7-Foot-Tall "Sex Throne" Called "The Naughty Chair" With A Hook, Cage, and The Family Coat Of Arms Painted On The Seat
Armie Hammer AKA Dad Of The Year "Steps Down" From His Movie With J.Lo Totally Voluntarily For One Reason and One Reason Only, To "Spend Time With His Kids"