Advertisement

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 69 - Proper Coin Flips

-When people complain about their “bad side,” I feel like it’s kind of just a humble brag implying that they have a “good side.” Some people have two “bad sides.” A bad side and an even worse side. 

-When doing a coin flip, people should let it land naturally on the ground. I hate when people catch it and then flip it onto their hand. To me, that’s reversing the actual result. If someone does this, I like to cause a scene and demand a re-flip. Unless of course, I won. 

-I get really fucking pissed off when people say I can’t handle personal criticism. 

-How long do you have to keep a greeting card before throwing it out? I want to throw them out immediately but that feels wasteful. But I really have no use for them and don’t want them just lying around. It’s one of the biggest problems in my life. 

-One of my best skills is applying syrup to pancakes. I apply a perfect amount to start. Enough for good taste, but not too much to make them soggy. I then reapply the syrup throughout the meal to get a consistent sweet taste while not letting them get dry. It’s really an incredible sight to behold. 

-As a kid, you used to be able to identify people by their phones. There were the blackberry kids, the sidekick kids, the Razor kids, the Envy kids, the Voyager kids. This only lasted until iPhones took a complete monopoly of the market. 

-I never understand when accounts run contests to offer a prize to a certain milestone follower. For example, “Our 100,00th follower will get a free t-shirt.” If you're at like 90,0000, then this should not incentivize anyone to follow you. Why would I ever follow you before you’re over 99,000? In theory, this method should never help you gain followers, and it confuses me. 

-This is Volume 69 and I’m sure some people are expecting a sexual intercourse joke. But I won’t make one myself. I’ll just let people reply “nice” and make other jokes like that in hopes that it will boost my engagement numbers. 

-Before we finish, I just want to let you guys know that this is the real Tommy. I know I shaved my goatee and look like an entirely different person, but it’s still me. 

Thank you for your time. 

Advertisement

Latest Videos

25 videos

1
Rico Bosco Has MELTDOWN During March Tournament | VIVA TV

Rico Bosco Has MELTDOWN During March Tournament | VIVA TV

2
Frank Walks Episode 49: Rachaad White presented by BODYARMOR

Frank Walks Episode 49: Rachaad White presented by BODYARMOR

3
Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Together After April Fools

Dickie V Talking Final 4, WWE Champ Cody Rhodes, Fyre Fest And We Put The Pieces Back Toge...

4
8 Hours Climbing The Tallest Mountain East of the Rockies! | PEAKIN’ with DON & BIZ

8 Hours Climbing The Tallest Mountain East of the Rockies! | PEAKIN’ with DON & BIZ

5
Big Cat & Yak vs. Compton & Booze Ponies | Match 26, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Big Cat & Yak vs. Compton & Booze Ponies | Match 26, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

6
Rico Bosco was Ambushed by an Old Foe in Dallas - Barstool Rundown - April 3rd, 2025

Rico Bosco was Ambushed by an Old Foe in Dallas - Barstool Rundown - April 3rd, 2025

7
Barstool Pizza Review - Smith & Lentz Brewing (Nashville, TN)

Barstool Pizza Review - Smith & Lentz Brewing (Nashville, TN)

8
Raw Dogging at Rochester Hots in West Palm Beach

Raw Dogging at Rochester Hots in West Palm Beach

9
I'm Going To Kick Brandon Walker's Ass....Again

I'm Going To Kick Brandon Walker's Ass....Again

10
The 2025 Barstool Mini Golf Open - Chicago Office Qualifier

The 2025 Barstool Mini Golf Open - Chicago Office Qualifier

11
Francis Explains Why I'm Such A Sweaty Mess

Francis Explains Why I'm Such A Sweaty Mess

12
The HOT vs COLD Bracket! (The Bracket, Vol. 169)

The HOT vs COLD Bracket! (The Bracket, Vol. 169)

13
Tommy Smokes Responds to Dave Portnoy's Torpedo Bats Rant - Barstool Rundown - April 2nd, 2025

Tommy Smokes Responds to Dave Portnoy's Torpedo Bats Rant - Barstool Rundown - April 2nd, ...

14
Barstool Pizza Review - 312 Pizza Company (Nashville, TN)

Barstool Pizza Review - 312 Pizza Company (Nashville, TN)

15
Tank Cooks Chicken and Waffles

Tank Cooks Chicken and Waffles

16
Do You Pee In Pools?

Do You Pee In Pools?

17
The 2025 Barstool Mini Golf Open - NYC Office Qualifier

The 2025 Barstool Mini Golf Open - NYC Office Qualifier

18
FULL VIDEO EPISODE: Auburn HC Bruce Pearl, PGA Pro Min Woo Lee, NFL Rule Changes, Someone On The Show Quits The Podcast Mid Episode And FAQ's

FULL VIDEO EPISODE: Auburn HC Bruce Pearl, PGA Pro Min Woo Lee, NFL Rule Changes, Someone ...

19
Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts vs. Titus & Mostly | Match 25, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts vs. Titus & Mostly | Match 25, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia Le...

20
Guys Everywhere Rejoice as Sydney Sweeney Calls off Wedding - Barstool Rundown - April 1st, 2025

Guys Everywhere Rejoice as Sydney Sweeney Calls off Wedding - Barstool Rundown - April 1st...

21
Barstool Pizza Review - Emmy Squared Pizza (Nashville, TN)

Barstool Pizza Review - Emmy Squared Pizza (Nashville, TN)

22
Raw Dogging at Fitz's in St. Louis

Raw Dogging at Fitz's in St. Louis

23
Dave Portnoy & Big Cat Discuss Rico Bosco's 50-Hour Bus Ride - Barstool Rundown - March 31st, 2025

Dave Portnoy & Big Cat Discuss Rico Bosco's 50-Hour Bus Ride - Barstool Rundown - March 31...

24
Barstool Pizza Review - St. Vito Focacceria (Nashville, TN)

Barstool Pizza Review - St. Vito Focacceria (Nashville, TN)

25
Can I Make Putts Through Two Truly Cans?

Can I Make Putts Through Two Truly Cans?