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2/21/25

I'd Just Like To Give A Quick Shoutout To Anchovies

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3/3/22

Jesus Should Be Everyone's #1 Overall Dream Dinner Guest

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2/17/22

A Billion Dollar Idea For TVs

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2/10/22

Anyone Who Still Uses Chopsticks Is Just A Show Off

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2/3/22

I May Not Have Any Toxic Masculinity. But I Do Draw A Line Somewhere

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1/27/22

We Don't Talk Enough About How Insane It Is That Parrots Speak English

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1/20/22

As A Kid, Being Fast Was The Most Important Quality A Person Could Have

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1/13/22

I Hate Feeling Like A Doctor Didn't Check Me Enough For All Possible Diseases

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1/6/22

Things I Thought In 2021

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12/30/21

If I'm Ever The First Man On Mars, I Have The Perfect Joke

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12/23/21

The Concept Of Sonder Is Fascinating To Me

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12/16/21

Stop Giving People Gift Cards

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12/9/21

I Hope God Has A "Life Wrapped" Waiting For Us

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12/2/21

Can You Put Just Coins In A Tip Jar?

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11/18/21

Nothing Is More Stressful Than An Eye Exam

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11/11/21

I'd Rather The Earth Go Extinct Than Use Paper Straws

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11/4/21

I Leave Coins In My Pocket To Make Sure Metal Detectors Work

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10/28/21

A Place Messing Up Your Order Can Actually Be A Good Thing

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10/21/21

Only Dumb People Can Meditate

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10/14/21

You're Allowed To Wake Up Any Stranger Snoring In Public

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10/7/21

As A Kid, I Expected "Stop, Drop, and Roll" To Be A Major Part Of My Everyday Life

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9/30/21

The Term "Over The Counter Drugs" Makes Zero Sense And It Must Be Changed

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9/23/21

All Great Relationships Start By Both People Liking The Most Popular TV Show Of All Time

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9/16/21

We Need To Make Serious Advancements In How We Do Laundry

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8/5/21

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Thoughts

Things That Make Me Feel Good

I'd Just Like To Give A Quick Shoutout To Anchovies

Jesus Should Be Everyone's #1 Overall Dream Dinner Guest

A Billion Dollar Idea For TVs

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Anyone Who Still Uses Chopsticks Is Just A Show Off

I May Not Have Any Toxic Masculinity. But I Do Draw A Line Somewhere

We Don't Talk Enough About How Insane It Is That Parrots Speak English

As A Kid, Being Fast Was The Most Important Quality A Person Could Have

I Hate Feeling Like A Doctor Didn't Check Me Enough For All Possible Diseases

Things I Thought In 2021

If I'm Ever The First Man On Mars, I Have The Perfect Joke

The Concept Of Sonder Is Fascinating To Me

Stop Giving People Gift Cards

I Hope God Has A "Life Wrapped" Waiting For Us

Can You Put Just Coins In A Tip Jar?

Nothing Is More Stressful Than An Eye Exam

I'd Rather The Earth Go Extinct Than Use Paper Straws

I Leave Coins In My Pocket To Make Sure Metal Detectors Work

A Place Messing Up Your Order Can Actually Be A Good Thing

Only Dumb People Can Meditate

You're Allowed To Wake Up Any Stranger Snoring In Public

As A Kid, I Expected "Stop, Drop, and Roll" To Be A Major Part Of My Everyday Life

The Term "Over The Counter Drugs" Makes Zero Sense And It Must Be Changed

All Great Relationships Start By Both People Liking The Most Popular TV Show Of All Time

We Need To Make Serious Advancements In How We Do Laundry

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