The Bracket

With All Due Respect, Ben Mintz Is Not Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse. And Neither Are Any Of These People Who Work At This Company. HERE IS THE DEFINITIVE LIST OF WHAT BARSTOOL SPORTS EMPLOYEES I AM TAKING IN MY DOOMSDAY BUNKER

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2/20/25

I Have Created The Perfect Calendar

Tommy Smokes

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9/13/24

Klemmer Wanting To Get Rid Of TSA Is The Dumbest Thing A Human Has Ever Said

Tommy Smokes

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8/22/24

Why Does Every Hot Girl Seem To Have The Same "Marketing" Job?

Tommy Smokes

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5/8/24

Is Trent Ryan The Worst Roommate In History?

KenJac

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2/23/24

The Best Way To Play Madden Is With Spreadsheets And Fake Girlfriends

Tommy Smokes

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2/16/24

Do NOT Put Fish, Cars, Or Cop Sunglasses In Your Dating App Profile

KenJac

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1/19/24

The Ultimate Red Flag: White Gascans

KenJac

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1/5/24

Steven Cheah Delivered A Norm McDonald-Esque Joke That Left Our Whole Panel Speechless

KenJac

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12/14/23

What Type Of Moron Thinks Sushi Is Thai Food? Spoiler Alert: It's Tommy Smokes

KenJac

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12/7/23

KB vs Millie Bobby Brown. Who You Got?

KenJac

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12/5/23

A High School Packing Their Gym And Going Completely BONKERS For E-Sports Is Incredible

Vibbs

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11/30/23

Try Taking Your Phone Into The Shower, It Might Change Your Life

KenJac

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11/18/23

"I Am Not Curious About Anything That Has Really Happened" - One Dullard's Reason For Why He Doesn't Use Wikipedia

KenJac

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11/17/23

Making A Ben Mintz Highlight Reel Had Me Laughing My Ass Off

KenJac

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11/3/23

Local Dullard Marty Mush Thinks He Can Eat More KitKats Than Tommy Can Eat Skittles

KenJac

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10/27/23

A Hex On All The Teachers That Said Animals Sleep Through Of Hibernation

KenJac

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10/15/23

Wet Brain

KenJac

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10/14/23

Why Did America Try To Bullshit Us With The Food Pyramid?

KenJac

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10/13/23

#HealthyDebate: Is Rico Bosco's New Show 'Healthy Debates' Going To Destroy Barstool From Within?

John Rich

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9/19/23

If You Were Worried About Being Kidnapped As A Child You Were A Huge Pussy (Or Good Looking)

Vibbs

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9/8/23

Does This Look Like The Face Of An Athlete To You?

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9/7/23

FACT: Drinks Were Never Meant To Be Hot

KenJac

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8/31/23

This Fat Slob Actually Thinks He Can Be An Assassin

KenJac

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8/24/23

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8/10/23

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The Bracket

With All Due Respect, Ben Mintz Is Not Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse. And Neither Are Any Of These People Who Work At This Company. HERE IS THE DEFINITIVE LIST OF WHAT BARSTOOL SPORTS EMPLOYEES I AM TAKING IN MY DOOMSDAY BUNKER

I Have Created The Perfect Calendar

Klemmer Wanting To Get Rid Of TSA Is The Dumbest Thing A Human Has Ever Said

Why Does Every Hot Girl Seem To Have The Same "Marketing" Job?

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Is Trent Ryan The Worst Roommate In History?

The Best Way To Play Madden Is With Spreadsheets And Fake Girlfriends

Do NOT Put Fish, Cars, Or Cop Sunglasses In Your Dating App Profile

The Ultimate Red Flag: White Gascans

Steven Cheah Delivered A Norm McDonald-Esque Joke That Left Our Whole Panel Speechless

What Type Of Moron Thinks Sushi Is Thai Food? Spoiler Alert: It's Tommy Smokes

KB vs Millie Bobby Brown. Who You Got?

A High School Packing Their Gym And Going Completely BONKERS For E-Sports Is Incredible

Try Taking Your Phone Into The Shower, It Might Change Your Life

"I Am Not Curious About Anything That Has Really Happened" - One Dullard's Reason For Why He Doesn't Use Wikipedia

Making A Ben Mintz Highlight Reel Had Me Laughing My Ass Off

Local Dullard Marty Mush Thinks He Can Eat More KitKats Than Tommy Can Eat Skittles

A Hex On All The Teachers That Said Animals Sleep Through Of Hibernation

Wet Brain

Why Did America Try To Bullshit Us With The Food Pyramid?

#HealthyDebate: Is Rico Bosco's New Show 'Healthy Debates' Going To Destroy Barstool From Within?

If You Were Worried About Being Kidnapped As A Child You Were A Huge Pussy (Or Good Looking)

Does This Look Like The Face Of An Athlete To You?

FACT: Drinks Were Never Meant To Be Hot

This Fat Slob Actually Thinks He Can Be An Assassin

How Does A Human Being Even Have This Much Piss In His Body?

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