Man Sits Down on Toilet, 12-Foot Python Latches Onto His Nuts, Blood Everywhere, It Could Happen To You
Reason Number 1,0573,828 To Never Go To Australia: GIANT Snake Goes Viral After Being Seen Slithering Through The Trees Of A Neighborhood Like It's Nobody's Business
Suburban Neighborhood On Edge After 15-Foot Python Named "Big Mama" Escapes Cage & Disappears, But Don't Worry "She's Friendly"
Scientists Have Discovered A Pill That Makes All 1,400 Species of Venomous Snakes Little Pussy Ass Bitches (PABs)
Let's Watch Someone Play A Perfect Game Of Snake In Honor Of Today Being The 25th Anniversary Of Snake Launching On A Nokia
Barstool BaseballAnother Reason To Love Baseball: Charlie Blackmon Didn't Even Play The Field Until His Senior Year Of College
Rico Bosco Was Arrested For Getting Drunk And Fighting Cops At The Airport, And When Cops Asked Where He Was Born, He Responded, "Your Motha's House" (Kidding)
Get A Load Of This Idiot Getting Attacked By A 20-Foot Snake For Trying To Steal Eggs From Its Enclosure
