A Snake Is Living Inside Of Someone's Mazda And Now Occasionally Pops Out Of The Vents To Give Dirty Looks (I Would Die For This Snake)

Excuse me sir? You have a snake living in your Mazda, peacefully cohabitating as you drive around town? What does that possibly look like, and how could he be giving you dirty looks? 

Oh, like that!

I saw this as I was scrolling this morning and cracked the fuck up. Obviously first and foremost, he (the snake) is attune to the news that Reputation is NOW! I love snakes. I think they are so fucking cute, I want to hold them always, I love their little beady eyes and tiny tongues but I will say - if I found a snake in my car, I would probably take it into the shop. I'd say "hey, there's a SNAKE LIVING IN MY CAR, is that normal?" and I'm not even sure what the next steps would be, but I have a feeling they'd probably do something to get him out. Unless...the snake had a personality like this one. 

Ummm, well, it sounds like he just doesn't like Enya??? Maybe change the track?? Figure it out!!! GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS!!!!

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The full head out of the vent is really what sent me. Truthfully, I think you have to lure this guy out and keep him as a pet? I'm sure there are snake charmers on Taskrabbit/Etsy/Craigslist? I just did a quick Google, want me to come over?

That guy looks safe enough, right? He also looks like he's ready to PAR-TAY when it comes to music. He's down for a performance, clearly meant for the stage…but the owner of the car already has his next steps in play if the snake doesn't exit on his own:

A good compromise. If this doesn't work, may I throw my hat in the ring for adoption? I'll even pick up!

I wish our new snake friend a wonderful life, and I look forward to setting up a terrarium for him….just in case.