Climbing In The Drive Thru Window, Yelling At Fast Food Workers While Barefoot, Then Twerking As You Leave Because You Wanted Some Ranch Dressing Seems A Tad Excessive
Yoenis Cespedes' Infamous "Non-Horse" Ranch Injury Was Because He Was Being Chased By A Wild Boar (PLUS: Conspiracy Theory As An Alternate Explanation As To What Actually Happened To His Ankle)