The Sixers Are Such A Joke That Jayson Tatum Showed Up To A Philly High School Game And Was Completely Unfazed By A Chorus Of "Fuck The Celtics" Chants
Our Long National Nightmare Is Over: The Sixers Have Finally Congratulated The Eagles On Social Media For Winning The NFC Title
Josh Harris, Weasel, Not Allowing The Sixers To Congratulate The Eagles On Social Media After Winning The NFC Title Is As Petty As It Gets
"I Didn't Appreciate The Fans Enough" -- Ben Simmons Continues To Build The Bridge Back To Philadelphia
Karl-Anthony Towns Showed Up To Game In Philly Wearing An Eagles Shirt, Was Quickly Forced To Change Into Knicks Gear At Halftime
The Gang Stays Together: After Months Of Threatening To Leave, The Sixers Made A Deal With The Flyers To Stay And Build New Arena In South Philly
"He’s Not in Shape, But Whose Fault is That?" -- Pretty Sure Reggie Miller Wanted to Call Joel Embiid A Lazy Sack of Shit Last Night
Clap Your Hands, Everybody: A Bunch of Protestors Got Arrested After Staging A Sit-In To Block The New 76ers Arena Vote
The Sixers Have Been Playing Like So Much Ass This Year That Even The Graphics Team Has Butt Stuff On Their Mind
"Whoever Leaked That Is A Real Piece Of Shit" - Joel Embiid Continues To Focus On All The Wrong Things
Sometimes In Order To Move Forward, You Have To Look Back. It's Time For The Sixers To Just Tank The 2024-25 Season
The Sixers Need To Put A Few Flyers On The Roster To Beat Grayson Allen's Ass After This Flying Knee To The Head He Pulled Last Night
"I've Done Way Too Much For This Fucking City To Be Treated Like This" - Joel Embiid And The City of Philadelphia Might Be Reaching A Breaking Point
The NBA Season Can Officially Begin Now That The League Is Investigating The 76ers' Plans For Joel Embiid To Never Play
