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Tyrese Maxey Had To Go On Instagram Live To Learn How To Use A Can Opener. In His Defense, It's The Most Confusing Kitchen Gadget Ever

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8/12/25
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Tyrese Maxey Had To Go On Instagram Live To Learn How To Use A Can Opener. In His Defense, It's The Most Confusing Kitchen Gadget Ever

The Sixers Are Finally Bringing Back The Allen Iverson Era Black Uniforms Just In Time To Make Everybody Hate Them

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8/7/25
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The Sixers Are Finally Bringing Back The Allen Iverson Era Black Uniforms Just In Time To Make Everybody Hate Them

The Joel Embiid Era Is Coming To An End, And Now Is The Perfect Time To Wipe The Slate Clean

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7/17/25
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The Joel Embiid Era Is Coming To An End, And Now Is The Perfect Time To Wipe The Slate Clean

It's Impossible Not To Be A Huge VJ Edgecombe Guy After Listening To This Interview About How Much His Mom Worked To Get Him Here

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6/26/25
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It's Impossible Not To Be A Huge VJ Edgecombe Guy After Listening To This Interview About How Much His Mom Worked To Get Him Here

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Summer Is Officially Here Now That We Have A New Video Of Ben Simmons Hitting Shots In An Empty Gym

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6/25/25
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Summer Is Officially Here Now That We Have A New Video Of Ben Simmons Hitting Shots In An Empty Gym

Things Are Getting Weird With The NBA Draft - Reports Of Ace Bailey Sliding Because He Wants A 'Clear Pathway To Stardom', Refusing To Visit Basically Every Team

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6/19/25
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Things Are Getting Weird With The NBA Draft - Reports Of Ace Bailey Sliding Because He Wants A 'Clear Pathway To Stardom', Refusing To Visit Basically Every Team

Joel Embiid Would Rather Retire Than Go To Indiana, And He's Still Correct Despite The Pacers Going To The NBA Finals

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6/2/25
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Joel Embiid Would Rather Retire Than Go To Indiana, And He's Still Correct Despite The Pacers Going To The NBA Finals

No City In America Is As Addicted To Tanking Than Philadelphia

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4/18/25
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No City In America Is As Addicted To Tanking Than Philadelphia

Paul George Will Have So Much More Time For Podcasting Now That He's Done For The Season

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3/18/25
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Paul George Will Have So Much More Time For Podcasting Now That He's Done For The Season

Daryl Morey Finally Gets One Thing Right, Says That Sixers Fans Are Only Fueled By Anger

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3/10/25
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Daryl Morey Finally Gets One Thing Right, Says That Sixers Fans Are Only Fueled By Anger

Joel Embiid's Season Is Officially Over, Although It Never Really Started In The First Place

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2/28/25
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Joel Embiid's Season Is Officially Over, Although It Never Really Started In The First Place

Plan The Parade: Paul George Steps Away From His Podcast To Keep The Sixers' Championship Dreams Alive

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2/26/25
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Plan The Parade: Paul George Steps Away From His Podcast To Keep The Sixers' Championship Dreams Alive

This Might Be Rock Bottom For The Philadelphia 76ers, Until They Still Find A Way To Go Even Lower

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2/25/25
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This Might Be Rock Bottom For The Philadelphia 76ers, Until They Still Find A Way To Go Even Lower

It's More Apparent Than Ever That The Sixers Have Completely Squandered Their Years With Joel Embiid

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2/24/25
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It's More Apparent Than Ever That The Sixers Have Completely Squandered Their Years With Joel Embiid

The Sixers Are Such A Joke That Jayson Tatum Showed Up To A Philly High School Game And Was Completely Unfazed By A Chorus Of "Fuck The Celtics" Chants

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2/20/25
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The Sixers Are Such A Joke That Jayson Tatum Showed Up To A Philly High School Game And Was Completely Unfazed By A Chorus Of "Fuck The Celtics" Chants

Our Long National Nightmare Is Over: The Sixers Have Finally Congratulated The Eagles On Social Media For Winning The NFC Title

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1/29/25
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Our Long National Nightmare Is Over: The Sixers Have Finally Congratulated The Eagles On Social Media For Winning The NFC Title

Josh Harris, Weasel, Not Allowing The Sixers To Congratulate The Eagles On Social Media After Winning The NFC Title Is As Petty As It Gets

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1/27/25
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Josh Harris, Weasel, Not Allowing The Sixers To Congratulate The Eagles On Social Media After Winning The NFC Title Is As Petty As It Gets

"I Didn't Appreciate The Fans Enough" -- Ben Simmons Continues To Build The Bridge Back To Philadelphia

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1/24/25
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"I Didn't Appreciate The Fans Enough" -- Ben Simmons Continues To Build The Bridge Back To Philadelphia

The Josh Harris Hate Tour In Philadelphia Is Off To A Great Start

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1/22/25
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The Josh Harris Hate Tour In Philadelphia Is Off To A Great Start

Surprise Surprise: Joel Embiid Is Now Expected To Miss Even More Time

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1/17/25
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Surprise Surprise: Joel Embiid Is Now Expected To Miss Even More Time

Karl-Anthony Towns Showed Up To Game In Philly Wearing An Eagles Shirt, Was Quickly Forced To Change Into Knicks Gear At Halftime

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1/16/25
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Karl-Anthony Towns Showed Up To Game In Philly Wearing An Eagles Shirt, Was Quickly Forced To Change Into Knicks Gear At Halftime

The Gang Stays Together: After Months Of Threatening To Leave, The Sixers Made A Deal With The Flyers To Stay And Build New Arena In South Philly

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1/12/25
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The Gang Stays Together: After Months Of Threatening To Leave, The Sixers Made A Deal With The Flyers To Stay And Build New Arena In South Philly

"He’s Not in Shape, But Whose Fault is That?" -- Pretty Sure Reggie Miller Wanted to Call Joel Embiid A Lazy Sack of Shit Last Night

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1/3/25
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"He’s Not in Shape, But Whose Fault is That?" -- Pretty Sure Reggie Miller Wanted to Call Joel Embiid A Lazy Sack of Shit Last Night

Joel Embiid Finds A New Way To Not Play Basketball Games, Gets Ejected For Going After A Lady Ref

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12/24/24
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Joel Embiid Finds A New Way To Not Play Basketball Games, Gets Ejected For Going After A Lady Ref

Clap Your Hands, Everybody: A Bunch of Protestors Got Arrested After Staging A Sit-In To Block The New 76ers Arena Vote

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12/19/24
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Clap Your Hands, Everybody: A Bunch of Protestors Got Arrested After Staging A Sit-In To Block The New 76ers Arena Vote