Kyle Schwarber

Kyle Schwarber Is A God, Completely Annihilates A Grand Slam While Entire Stadium Chants "MVP"

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8/5/25

Kyle Schwarber Is Number One

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8/4/25

The Philadelphia Phillies Just Added A Flamethrower To The Bullpen, Finally Find An Actual Closer In Trade For Jhoan Duran

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7/31/25

Kyle Schwarber Now Has A Chance To Be The First Player Since Derek Jeter To Win All-Star MVP And World Series MVP In The Same Season

Jordie

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7/16/25

Kyle Schwarber's Foundation Block Party In Philly Raised Nearly Half A Million Dollars For First Responders, But The Real Story Is The Mission He's Been Building For Years Now

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7/2/25

October Can Officially Start Now After Kyle Schwarber Nukes A Leadoff Home Run Right Down The Mets' Throats

Jordie

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10/5/24

Canadian Baseball Fans Have Lost All Credibility For Not Launching Their Hats Onto The Field For Kyle Schwarber's Hat Trick In Toronto Last Night

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9/4/24

PREDICTION: If Kyle Schwarber Slays 3 Home Runs And 7 RBI's Every Game, The Phillies Should Win The 2024 World Series

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8/8/24

How The Hell Do We Constantly Not Learn To Never Get Our Hopes Up About Sports?

Jordie

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10/25/23

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ALL THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES DO IS MASH HOME RUNS

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10/18/23

Dave Portnoy Is A Fantasy Football Force

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10/17/23

Mike Trout Gives The Phillies The Business

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10/3/23

The "SchwarBurger" For Phillies Playoff Games Looks Amazing And Should Possibly Come With A Cardiologist

Smitty

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9/30/23

The Philadelphia Phillies Are Violently Addicted To Making The Ball Go Boom

Jordie

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9/19/23

Grading Dave Portnoy vs. The Big Leaguers Fantasy Draft

Steven Cheah

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9/1/23

The Thing About Kyle Schwarber Is That He's The Best Athlete On The Planet Currently

Jordie

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7/19/23

The Philadelphia Phillies, And Their Rapscallion Fans, Put The Entire Padres Organization In Hell This Weekend

Jordie

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7/17/23

Miggy Cabrera Confirmed What We All Knew To Be True--Bryson Stott Has A Massive Dong

Jordie

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6/7/23

The Philadelphia Phillies Are The Most Hungover Team In Baseball History

Jordie

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4/4/23

It's As Clear As The Day Is Long That The Philadelphia Phillies Are The Only Team That Gives A Shit About America

Jordie

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3/22/23

Trea Turner Might Have To Miss A Chunk Of The Phillies Season As He's Now The New Prime Minister Of Canada

Jordie

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3/14/23

The Broad Street Bombers Chase Lance McCullers Jr Out Of The Game After Taking Him Deep Not 1, Not 2, Not 3, Not 4, But 5(!!) Times

Jordie

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11/2/22

Whatever Moron Let Kyle Schwarber Ride The Xfinity Bull Should Be Thanking GOD He Walked Away Alive

Smitty

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10/24/22

How Barstool Philly Got Wawa To Bring Back Hoagiefest In The Middle Of October

Kate

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10/19/22

You Guys Want To Watch Kyle Schwarber Murder A Baseball?

Jordie

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10/19/22

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Kyle Schwarber

Kyle Schwarber Is A God, Completely Annihilates A Grand Slam While Entire Stadium Chants "MVP"

Kyle Schwarber Is Number One

The Philadelphia Phillies Just Added A Flamethrower To The Bullpen, Finally Find An Actual Closer In Trade For Jhoan Duran

Kyle Schwarber Now Has A Chance To Be The First Player Since Derek Jeter To Win All-Star MVP And World Series MVP In The Same Season

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Kyle Schwarber's Foundation Block Party In Philly Raised Nearly Half A Million Dollars For First Responders, But The Real Story Is The Mission He's Been Building For Years Now

October Can Officially Start Now After Kyle Schwarber Nukes A Leadoff Home Run Right Down The Mets' Throats

Canadian Baseball Fans Have Lost All Credibility For Not Launching Their Hats Onto The Field For Kyle Schwarber's Hat Trick In Toronto Last Night

PREDICTION: If Kyle Schwarber Slays 3 Home Runs And 7 RBI's Every Game, The Phillies Should Win The 2024 World Series

How The Hell Do We Constantly Not Learn To Never Get Our Hopes Up About Sports?

ALL THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES DO IS MASH HOME RUNS

Dave Portnoy Is A Fantasy Football Force

Mike Trout Gives The Phillies The Business

The "SchwarBurger" For Phillies Playoff Games Looks Amazing And Should Possibly Come With A Cardiologist

The Philadelphia Phillies Are Violently Addicted To Making The Ball Go Boom

Grading Dave Portnoy vs. The Big Leaguers Fantasy Draft

The Thing About Kyle Schwarber Is That He's The Best Athlete On The Planet Currently

The Philadelphia Phillies, And Their Rapscallion Fans, Put The Entire Padres Organization In Hell This Weekend

Miggy Cabrera Confirmed What We All Knew To Be True--Bryson Stott Has A Massive Dong

The Philadelphia Phillies Are The Most Hungover Team In Baseball History

It's As Clear As The Day Is Long That The Philadelphia Phillies Are The Only Team That Gives A Shit About America

Trea Turner Might Have To Miss A Chunk Of The Phillies Season As He's Now The New Prime Minister Of Canada

The Broad Street Bombers Chase Lance McCullers Jr Out Of The Game After Taking Him Deep Not 1, Not 2, Not 3, Not 4, But 5(!!) Times

Whatever Moron Let Kyle Schwarber Ride The Xfinity Bull Should Be Thanking GOD He Walked Away Alive

How Barstool Philly Got Wawa To Bring Back Hoagiefest In The Middle Of October

You Guys Want To Watch Kyle Schwarber Murder A Baseball?

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