BOAT DOWN! Gondolier Loses Control Of Packed Boat As Tourists Refuse To Stop Taking Selfies, Dumps Them In Freezing Cold Water
Chivalry Isn't Dead ... Shoutout To This Husband Who Went Absolutely Berserk Trying To Find The Person Who (May or May Not) Have Taken His Wife's Pink iPhone
Barstool ChicagoApple Will Be Forced To Pay Users Millions Of Dollars For Slowing Down Older iPhones As Another Conspiracy Theory Is Proven True
Barstool ChicagoApple Finally Got Their Shit Together And Made A Search Function That Allows You To Search INDIVIDUAL Text Message Threads For Important Parts Of The Conversation
Some Idiot Just Paid $63k For A First Gen iPhone At Auction When They Could Have Got A Sidekick For Like $200
Barstool ChicagoiPhone Has Brought Google and Android Phones To Their Knees. They've Finally Admitted "Android Messaging Is Ruined. iMessage Is Just Too Powerful"
Jason Kidd Once Made The Entire Bucks Team Run Laps Because Thon Maker Didn't Have An iPhone And It Ruined The Group Text
Pablo Escobar's Brother Is Suing Apple For $2.6 BILLION Because He Says The New iPhone X Keeps Giving Away His Location
Of Course The Lopez Twins Were Cut Out Of The Bucks Group Texts And FaceTime Because They Don't Have iPhones
