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Chivalry Isn't Dead ... Shoutout To This Husband Who Went Absolutely Berserk Trying To Find The Person Who (May or May Not) Have Taken His Wife's Pink iPhone

I live for these videos. Just absolutely love people in public going off the rails for the slightest thing. I still have a vivid memory of being like 10-11 and my parents taking us to the Pokemon movie. My younger brothers were super into it. The theater was packed and it was almost exclusively first come first serve in terms of seats. I don't even think anyone could buy them over the phone at that point. 

Anyway they had us line up in a hallway very far from the theater to let them get out of the previous showing. When the previous showing let out, chaos broke out and people who didn't have tickets ended up just running into the theater and got seats cutting people on the line who were waiting patiently. I watched this guy walked up and down the aisle holding 2 massive popcorns and 2 sodas look as seat after seat filled up. He eventually tripped slightly on the rug and the popcorn tipped over, that was the tipping point for his rage. He threw the popcorn and sodas in the air and let off a tirade of curses until security finally tried to make something work in the hallway. The pressure of not letting his kids see Pokemon got to him and he flipped. It's a top tier memory for me of how unintentionally funny it was and still to this day makes me laugh. 

Over the the years for videos on the internet and at Barstool the ones of people absolutely losing it in public make me crack up. KFC had a video of a guy going nuts about parking spots one time, and then i believe Clem had a guy going mental on a train over who knows what (both gone- thanks Devnest) and I still laugh thinking about them. I've blogged a bunch of people on plane videos going wacko and sure as I sit here there will be 495030930 more. Something about wackos in public for me just hits (maybe because I'm a wacko in public). 

Anyway, back to this guy. People want to say chivalry is dead ... not me. Look at this guy. Storming into a restaurant causing chaos to find a pink iPhone for his wife's honor. Just a real deal gentleman (if you consider a gentleman someone who completely disrupts dinner for an entire restaurant). My favorite part for all of this is when he gets back out in his car, or his wife realizes the phone fell in a crack between the seats of the car. There will be no apology to the restaurant of innocent bystanders he just motherfucked. He'll just sheepishly say "let's get the hell out of here." 

Wouldn't have it any other way.