God Particles, Devil Worshipping, And Rockets Aimed At The Sun: NASA Is Doing Some Really Strange Shit On April 8th For The Eclipse. Like Firing Off 3 Rockets Called "The Serpent Deity" Into The Actual Eclipse. While The Geeks In Geneva Are Firing Up The CERN Reactor Again Hoping To Find The Answer To "Dark Matter"
Barstool ChicagoPour One Out For Eclipse The Black Lab, Who Would Ride The Bus Solo To The Dog Park, As She Sadly Passed Away This Weekend At Age 10
I'm So Sick Of This One Dude That Went Sort Of Blind During The 1962 Eclipse Trying To Scare The World About The Sun
1979 News Anchor Talking About The Next Solar Eclipse In 2017: "May The Shadow Of The Moon Fall On A World At Peace"