Earthquake Shakes The Shit Out Of Dodger Stadium Mid-Game Because The Phillies Were Giving It To LA Too Hard
QB1: Jake Browning Doesn't Give A Rat's Ass About Aliens, He's Too Busy Trying To Figure Out This Whole Earth Thing
Mexican Scientists Run Tests on Discovered Alien Corpses and Confirm That They Are Not From Earth (Kind of)
No Biggie: The Earth's Core May Have Stopped Spinning and Might Start Going Backwards, Bringing the End of All Things
Astronomers Just Found Three Potential Earth-Killing Asteroids That Were Originally Undetected Because Of The Glare From The Sun
Discovery Channel Released A Feel Good Video Of What It'd Look Like If The Largest Asteroid In The Solar System Hit Earth
World Famous Physicist Is Also World's Biggest Little Bitch — Says We Should All Run and Hide And Suck Our Thumbs and Cry For Mommy When The Aliens Come
The Former Head Of Israel's Space Program BREAKS HIS SILENCE, Reveals Aliens Have An Agreement With Humans Not To Reveal Themselves "Until Humanity Is Ready."
