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Mexican Scientists Run Tests on Discovered Alien Corpses and Confirm That They Are Not From Earth (Kind of)

NY Post - Mexican doctors have found “no evidence of any assembly or manipulation of the skulls” of the so-called “non-human being” remains that were presented to Mexico’s congress last week — seemingly proving the remains were not human-made.

The scientists conducted a number of tests on the two specimens at the Noor Clinic on Monday and livestreamed the entire procedure on Jaime Maussan’s YouTube channel.

In the end, José Zalce Benitez, the director of the Health Sciences Research Institute in the secretary of the Mexican Navy’s office, said the studies proved the alleged aliens belonged to a single skeleton and were not assembled with human objects.

I'm very possibly the only person who's paying any attention, or giving any credence whatsoever to the Mexican Government alien corpses. This story about the lab testing isn't even that new. The NY Post published in early yesterday afternoon and clearly nobody gave a shit because I didn't see it until late this morning. But if these scientists are to be trusted... then like... should we maybe be taking these alien corpses that look like they came out of a children's coloring book more seriously than we are?

I'm no science man. I don't fully understand what a lot of this article is saying. But the general vibe of what I'm reading is that these Mexican scientists are actually confirming that these skeletons, or corpses, or fetuses or whatever we're calling them are legitimately from another planet. Or at least not human. That's what they're saying, right?

“I can affirm that these bodies have no relation to human beings,” he previously claimed. 

Maussan said they had strong, light bones and no teeth, and had implants of cadmium and osmium — which is one of the scarcest elements on Earth.

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Almost one-third of their DNA is “unknown,” he testified, claiming the beings are not part of “our terrestrial evolution.”

“These specimens are not part of our evolutionary history of Earth,” Massaun told Mexican government officials and representatives from the US.

“They are not beings recovered from a UFO crash. Instead, they were found in diatom (algae) mines and subsequently became fossilized.

“This is the first time it (extraterrestrial life) is presented in such a form and I think there is a clear demonstration that we are dealing with non-human specimens that are not related to any other species in our world,” Maussan, a long-time UFO enthusiast, concluded.

Honestly, I'm confused about the whole thing. When I first read that, I thought "ok they're claiming aliens". But then the more I read I see that they're saying the corpses were found in "algae mines" (whatever the fuck those are). So to me that says they are "from earth". But than again, Billy Football once told me that Aliens come from the ocean. And we know Billy Football has his finger on the pulse, and would never be duped or report any information that isn't 100% substantiated. 

All I know is that Mexico is adamant bout these skeletons are not human. Does that mean they're aliens? I guess not necessarily. They could be some sort of ancient earth creature or some weird shit like that. I have no clue. I'm clearly not qualified to be writing this blog. But I read that article and thought, "shit it sounds like we actually have something interesting on our hands."

The skeptics seem to be claiming that the skeletons more than likely are just "modified human bodies" (?)

However, many have expressed skepticism about the discovery.

For years, academics, archaeologists, and scientists have said that mummified remains that UFO enthusiasts claim are aliens are generally just modified human bodies.

But if they're modified human bodies, THEN EXPLAIN THE EGGS!!!

He also said his team found that one “was alive, was intact, was biological and was in gestation,” pointing to large lumps inside the alleged ET’s abdomen — which he suggested could be eggs

I've truly never felt dumber writing a blog. Because the more I write this, the more I think the whole thing is just complete bullshit that Mexico is doing for attention, and I'm 1000000% just playing into the whole thing. Mexico is likely doing an episode of Punk'd. Just making the whole thing up for clicks. Clicks are currency nowadays. Maybe as soon as we start taking them seriously, Ashton Kutcher will jump out of the bushes and laugh maniacally in our faces. Maybe Mexico is just lying. Maybe their scientists are dumb. I don't fucking know. 

Whatever. Mexico found some shit that I don't understand. Maybe they're interesting, maybe a caveman dad just made a corpse doll for his cavedaughter in 10,000 B.C. 

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