The Oakland A's Visitors Broadcast Booth Has Been Taken Over By A Possum, Causing Visiting Announcers To Call Games From Another Booth That Is Directly Behind A Pole Because Of All The Possum Shit And Piss
Credit to Oakland A's President Dave Kaval Who Needed At Least 6 "Business Trips" To Las Vegas In Order To Narrow Down The Finalists For The Athletics' New Stadium