Jaylen Brown Hired A Personal Harp Player For His Apartment, And It Actually Makes Way More Sense Than You'd Think
When you first hear that Jaylen Brown pays to have a personal harpist in his apartment, your initial reaction is that it seems like a colossal waste of money which comes off as pretentious and tacky. You never want to tell people how to spend their own money, but it seems like it would be a worrisome expense. Personal chefs, nutritionists, trainers. That all makes sense. Harp player seems a little too out of left field.
But then the more you think about it, the more it actually starts to make sense. The more you realize that Jaylen Brown is actually on to something here. And by "the more I think about it", what I really mean is once you see the harp player in question here.
Jaylen Brown just hired a hot asian chick to come over to his penthouse to play the harp. That rocks. That sounds so delightful. She's an amazing....therapist.
Tyrese Maxey is as locked in as ever before. VJ Edgecombe is ready for the moment. LeBron has been there and done it a hundred times before. And this is how I know Jaylen Brown will be ready to dominate once the playoffs come around. Dude is going to be playing so loose and free out there. It is, without a doubt, the best investment Jaylen Brown could have possibly made. Certainly better than the $20,000 shitter.