You Just Can't Go Around Hitting People In The Dick Like This
I'm sorry if this is a little too woke of me, but I just don't think in 2026 you should be going around and performing impromptu vasectomies out on the ice rink.
Fighting? By all means, go ahead. Want to light someone up with a greasy headshot? You'll need to answer the bell, but it's part of the game sometime. Slash someone in the wrist so hard they can't feel their hand for the rest of the game? That's just called playing the game hard.
But the moment you intentionally try to chop someone's cock and balls off with your stick, that's where the line gets crossed. And it's a shame because Mathieu Olivier is as tough as they come in the NHL. He can beat the brakes off of pretty much anyone and everyone he's ever out on the ice against. He doesn't have to resort to slashing sack like this. 5 and a game is a great call on the ice, but I wouldn't hate to see the Department of Player Safety come down hard on this type of behavior. That bank account is about to get circumcised the same way Uvis Balinskis did last night.