My Predictions For Tonight's Humiliation Ritual on Barstool After Dark

Ladies and gentlemen, he's done it again! 

No one, and I mean no one, knows how to put a humiliation ritual together quite like my good friend Ohio's Tate. 

Listen, I love the the humiliation streams. They produce amazing content. There's nothing like a group of fat, unathletic slobs, who love to sit on the couch and talk about how bad pro-athletes are, meanwhile they can't run for more than five minutes without needing a water break, try to be athletic. Or in our case having 15 players on the court at once and losing to two pro's. That was the most humiliating night of my life. I haven't picked up a basketball since. I still think about us not being able to score with 15 guys on the floor and Jason Williams dropping his nuts all over my head. 

Tonight will be no different. 

Tonight, Barstool takes on team USA flag football team. The same team whose starting quarterback said he's better than Patrick Mahomes. And in terms of flag football he might be? I was watching some of his highlights of him almost dropping to the floor while hitting a spin move and that's when it hit me, we don't have a chance in hell. They say there's one thing you can't teach and that's speed. From a speed aspect alone this office doesn't have a fucking chance. We look at Ebo like Usain Bolt, these guys are going to make Ebo look like Mikey Bets. We are fucked. 

So my predictions for tonight are simple. We're going to lose tonights challenge. We will also walk off the field with at least three injuries, 8 int's, no more than 7 touchdowns, and they will score 50 points a game. We are more fucked tonight than we have ever been before. I am afraid tonights stream will ruin the love for football in this office. Pray for us because we are going to need it.