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Florida Gators Shit Pumped The Miami Hurricanes In Their Season Opener

TWO WORDS: BASKETBALL SCHOOL. You get what you get and you don’t get upset. Sure, everyone wants an elite college football program but if you can’t have that you better have basketball and my God do the Florida Gators have a basketball team.  Last night the Gators dog walked the Miami Hurricanes the

The Miami Dolphins Once Again Put on a Tanking Clinic Against The Patriots

Ladies and gentleman, the Miami Dolphins have done it again. Yesterday, the ethical tank was on full display for all 10,000 people in attendance and maybe for another 1,000 TV watchers. This team just gets it. Lace your cleats up, put your pads on, bite down on your mouthpiece, go out and compete, a

The Miami Heat Have Won a Basketball Game!!!

THE MIAMI HEAT HAVE WON A BASKETBALL GAME. I REPEAT THE MIAMI HEAT HAVE WON A BASKETBALL GAME. It feels good to finally lets your nuts hang. I can finally feel the breeze caress my hair balls instead of them being in my stomach. Last night, the Miami Heat decided to play basketball.  For the first t

Everything Is Fine, I'm Fine, The Heat Are Fine

I'm fine. I'm totally fine. No reason to panic. Who said I'm panicking? Why am I starting to panic? I'm not manic, I mean panic, I mean WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TEAM DOING. HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN, I'M TRYING NOT TO FREAK OUT OVER HERE BUT I'M FORTY NINE WORDS IN AND I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS. FUCKKKKKKKK. 

The Heat Couldn’t Have Asked for a Better Start to the Season Than Getting Blown Out by 25 at Home

The Miami Heat could not have asked for a better start to the Giannis era. The Heat got shit pumped by 25 points at home and everyone is losing their mind, everyone except for me, because unlike the casual headline reading sports fan, I have a brain.  I know what a winning basketball team looks like

Malik Willis Is The Best QB The NFL

I know what you’re thinking, “this has to be rage bait” but it’s not. Malik Willis is the best quarterback in the NFL. There is not a single employee in the entire NFL that is doing their job better than Malik Willis. His atrocious play is exactly what the Miami Dolphins were looking for when we sig

I Picked the Worst Team in the Sport Two Years Before They Got Good—You Don’t Get to Call Me a Bandwagon

Well well well…. What do you know?  The White Sox start winning some baseball games and all of a sudden I’m a “bandwagon.” Interesting. Because when I picked them to be my one Chicago team two years ago no one said a word when they were losing 100+ games a year.  In fact I was being trolled, called 

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy: De'Von Achane Out For The Year

As if watching the worst team ever assembled in NFL history wasn't enough, my fellow Dolphins fans now have to watch the remainder of the season without our best player. This season was never about winning, it was about developing our young core and changing the culture of this charmin soft football

No Miresh in studio today so enjoy a Nicky Smokes description. Saka scores but Arsenal lose Gabriel. Villa won't stop winning. No Haaland no problem for City. And much more!

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SAKA SCORES IN RETURN, VILLA STAYS HOT, AND FOREST KEEP WINNING!

00:00 Intro
00:06 The TRICKY TREES are headed to WEMBLEY
05:38 Other FA Cup recap
13:55 Forest / United preview
19:37 Arsenal / Fulham preview
24:41 Merseyside Derby preview
33:27 Chelsea / Spurs preview
36:17 Has Pulisic gone soft?
41:10 Chief takes on "Hatin Zah"


The fellas are back after what seems like the LONGEST international break of all time. They make sure to discuss the FA Cup results for the weekend as well as give some outlook for Matchweek 30.

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FOREST ADVANCE TO FA CUP SEMI FINALS, SAKA SET TO RETURN, MERSEYSIDE DERBY, MATCHWEEK 30 PREVIEW

00:00 Intro
00:07 USMNT disappoints in the CONCACAF Nations League
26:52 Marlon Harewood Barstool Chicago office tour
33:06 Marlon Harewood interview

Marlon Harewood joins the lads to tour the Barstool Chicago office, talk football and discuss the upcoming Premier League USA Summer Series.

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US MENS NATIONAL TEAM DISAPPOINTS IN NATIONS LEAGUE AND MARLON HAREWOOD VISITS BARSTOOL CHICAGO

00:00 Intro
00:57 Newcastle end their 70 year trophy drought with win over Liverpool
09:07 Man City drop points again, this time at home to Brighton
19:54 Arsenal win against Palmerless Chelsea
25:03 YANITED climb the table but lose Ayden Heaven 
28:59 Ange out at end of season?
30:37 Panel reacts to England squad
37:34 Biggest winners and losers of the week


The full panel is here to unpack the final matchweek before the final international break of the season. 

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In episode 7, the contestants are still on edge after last episode ended with the blind side of the century.  With a multi round gauntlet on the table, the game is officially getting messy. What happens when you lock 18 coworkers in an office for one week to compete for a quarter million dollars in 

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Producer Destroys Player's Strategy | Surviving Barstool Season 5 Ep. 3

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My name is Nicky Smokes, I'm from Broward County Florida. I eat shit and breathe Miami Sports. My favorite things to do are scream at my phone and bet on sports.

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