There Was Only One Catch Made On The Planet This Weekend Better Than This Harrison Bader Home Run Robbery
Harrison Bader, you sick fuck! I believe this is what is now referred to as "aura". You used to just say "this dude is cool as fuck", but kids these days need a singular word for everything. But just look at this beautiful bastard go. Just as smooth as could be. He gets a perfect read on that ball right off the bat, and makes this catch look as routine as they come while gliding through the air like a leaf through the wind on a crisp autumn morning.
The catch. The lack of reaction after making the play as to say "this is nothing to me". The handshake with Castellanos. Harrison Bader is going to fuck around and become a fan favorite in Philadelphia. He already got the monkey off his back with his first home run as a Phillie. Now he's robbing what would have clearly been a game-tying home run from Corey Seager. He's quickly turning into everything Phillies fans have dreamed about in a centerfielder.
And he would have had The Catch of The Weekend, too, if it weren't for this cunt in Australia at a cricket match (I'm using cunt here in the way that Aussies do, so it's all good).
What a magnificent bastard. Two cold ones in one hand, and making the snag of the day with the other. What's crazy is that looking at the replay, it doesn't even seem like he was double fisting at first. Somewhere in the back of his mind, he knew he was going to need the use of a free hand. It's like evolution has adapted the hands of Australians for the specific purpose of carrying large quantities of booze. Great grab, and even better job at not spilling a single drop.