Nobody Plays The Game With More Jam Than This Hockey Mom Storming Out Onto The Ice To Berate The Refs
Some guys were born to be hockey players. Something about being on a sheet of ice just makes sense to them. It is natural, it is effortless, it is like they were put on this Earth for one reason--to play hockey.
At the same time, some women were born to be hockey moms. Something about being an absolute lunatic just makes sense to them. They are out of their damn minds, and they don't give a shit who knows it.
You have to be out of your mind to be a hockey mom. The early mornings. The long days on the road. Imagine spending your weekends waking up at 4am to drive your kid 2 hours away to watch him strap steel blades to his feet and fly around on a frozen surface while trying to physically assault another group of kids with the intention of putting a little disc made of vulcanized rubber into a net.
But what truly makes hockey moms the most unhinged is the fact that they care so much. So if something happens out on the ice that they don't think is right, then all bets are off. And these refs in Prague had to find out the hard way that they were dealing with the Hockey Mom Final Boss.
We knew we were in for an all-time video right away when we start off with the visual of this beast getting pushed like a sled off the ice by the refs. Poor fella probably thought his job was done once he got her back onto the bench, but little did he know that it had only just begun.
The most impressive thing about the whole ordeal is that it looks like this woman is wearing sandals, and she doesn't slip once out on the ice. Obviously it looks like it's the end of the game here, so it's not like she's trying to walk across a fresh sheet. Maybe we'd have a different scenario on our hands if the Zamboni just finished up. But sandals on ice is usually a perfect combinations for eating shit, and this woman looked as sturdy as Sidney Crosby in the corners out there.
You gotta love the intensity she plays with. It's all about setting the tone. The refs couldn't match her style of play, and she knew it. Maybe if the boys played were able to play with that amount of jam out there, nobody would be in this situation in the first place. All I know is that if this team in black ever wants to win a hockey game again, they need this mom on the bench. She'll get the boys fired up one way or another. She's like an old school Mike Keenan. You're going to hate playing for her, but she's going to get the most out of you. At the very least, every ref in the league is going to be too petrified to make any calls against your team. Can't risk getting berated by Big Bertha like that again.