Landon Dickerson Is A Man Of Culture And Taste, Spent Entire Eagles Preseason Game Crushing Uncrustables On The Sideline
The Uncrustable is one of the finest achievements in the culinary world. You can debate me on that all you want, but you'd be wrong. When we're talking about the perfect bite, there's almost nothing that can beat it. You can travel to every corner in the world. You can get pasta in Italy. You can get Coq au Vin from France. You can get sushi from Japan, or kebab from Turkey, or an Al Pastor taco in Mexico. No matter where you go, they cannot offer you a bite of food that clears the Uncrustable.
And Landon Dickerson knows it. It's the perfect ratio of peanut butter to jelly. When you hit that sweet spot of thawing out where the peanut butter still has a bit of a snap to it at first, but then melts in your mouth once it hits your tongue? It's truly divine.
It is American cuisine at its peak. And quite frankly, American cuisine doesn't get the respect it deserves. People will often scoff at the idea of American cuisine ranking amongst the top of the world. They'll think you're some peasant who only eats swill and gruel. But I think one of the most crucial components of American cuisine is resourcefulness. About taking something that would be considered undesirable at first, and turning it into one of the most delicious bites of food you ever had the privilege of tasting. Whether that's taking a large, tough cut of meat and turning into a decadently smooth and luscious bite of barbecue through cooking it over the span of several hours at a low temperature. Or taking a peanut butter & jelly sandwich, cutting the crust off the sandwich, crimping the sides shut, putting it in the freezer, and then serving lightly thawed out to create one of the most joyous eating experiences any human could dream of.
Landon Dickerson has class. Landon Dickerson has taste. He is a man of culture, and he enjoys the finer things in life. So if he's not going to be suiting up for the Eagles' first preseason game, then he's going to take that opportunity to treat himself on the sideline. If he doesn't have to worry about getting on the field, then he's going to kick back and enjoy roughly 75 Uncrustables on the sideline. Sounds like heaven.