Someone Call The Coroner. There Has Been A Murder On The Pickleball Court
If you thought pickleball wasn't a contact sport, then think again.
The bodybag. Arguably the most fun shot to ever hit. For the most part during a pickleball rally, you are standing 14 feet apart from your opponent. You have two options. You can either A) gently dink the ball back over the net and hopefully for your opponents to make a mistake. Or B) you can unload the clip and try to end the rally right there by tagging the shit out of your opponent. Try to put that little wiffleball directly through their chest. Grip it and rip it.
Which is the choice Hayden Patriquin opted for here. Why wait for your opponent to make a mistake when you can just bag him to death. Obviously the risk here is that if you miss, that ball is going approximately 50 feet out of bounds. So you better have some great aim and zero remorse.
Speaking of zero remorse--the best part about this bag is he didn't even consider throwing a hand up to pretend like he's sorry. He knows he went for the kill shot, he knows he executed, and it's deserving of a heavy fist pump. I guess murdering guys gets a little easier after each life you take. Because that was his 2nd of the day.
There's a serial killer on the loose in St. Louis. Head on a swivel!