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A Couple Of Parents Find Out The Hard Way That You Don't Want To Fight This Box Lacrosse Coach

One of the great things about box lacrosse is how much of a role fighting has in the game. You've got a bunch of maniacs running around in a confined area carrying around metal sticks that you're allowed to smack each other with as hard as possible. Obviously players need a way to be able to not only defend themselves, but also take preventive measures to make sure the game doesn't get out of hand. That's where fighting comes in. The players are able to drop the gloves and let the fists fly to send a variety of different messages. 

When it comes to fighting in box lacrosse, there is one acceptable combination of combatants going at it. That would be player vs player. Those fights always rule. 

With that being said, there are also a variety of different combinations of fights that could still take place at a box lacrosse game. None of them are great, but some are for sure worse than others. If we were to rank these types of fights, it would be as following: 

1) Parent/Fan vs Parent/Fan

2) Coach vs Coach

3) Parent/Fan vs Coach

4) Coach vs Player

What I'm getting at here is that this is about as far down on list as it gets. If you're going to be a scumbag parent who fights at your kid's game, at least have the common decency to fight another parent in the stands. You might both look like a smacked asses, but at least you're keeping it amongst yourselves in the stands. 

The last thing you ever want to do is walk yourself onto the rink to fight a coach. I don't know anything about this coach, but clearly someone should have warned these fellas that he's not the coach you want to mess with. Now not only do you look like a clown for going onto the rink to fight in the first place, but you also just got your ass handed to you. That coach was handling everybody coming his way. Kicking dudes out of the club left and right. 

Imagine that car ride back home. The silence of that ride has to be deafening. Your kid has lost all respect for you. The rest of the team hates your guts. The only thing you have going for you after that is you're probably banned from going to games anymore, so at least you don't have to see any of them again. Not all ass kickings are created equal. This is an all-time brutal one. 

@thecreasedive

@JordieBarstool